Elizabeth, my neighbor. She's 19 and she lays out in her yard topless getting a tan with her headphones turned up loud and her polished toes tapping. She knows I can see her, sometimes she looks straight and she smiles. She sits up rubs sunblock on her round 34b breasts.

Then, if that weren't enough, my wife and her are friends when we go over there she know my wife does not know what she is up to.