One day you were walking down and crossed a bridge. You hear a lady scream. You spot an old lady in the river. She seem to be drowning. You leap off the bridge and into the water to save her. You drag her to the land.

"Thank you kind sir. I swear your generosity will be rewarded." She says.

"Don't mention it" You say

She see a Tv guide in your pocket. "So you like Tv" She says

"Yeah, total couch potato." You say.

"Bet you'd love to make love to those ladies, eh?" She says.

You were weirded out that she would say something like that but you say. "Well yeah, but that's probably not going to happen..."

She stabs you in the hand with some ancient knife. You scream. She runs, dropping a note. You look for her but she seemed to disappear. What a nut. you think

You pick up the note and it says. "Anyone in your dreams will be yours real or fake!" You crumble the paper thinking 'she crazy'. Your scar on your hand seems to glow but you think it must be the light. You go home and watch some Tv. You watch the tv. The picture seems more clear, you turn on the news. A news lady is on that your attracted to. She then to your shock turn to the screen and says "

I WANT YOU" Then she says her name befor flashing her tits. You turn on the Tv in Fear. You turn in back on a minut later. She still there sayying" She wants you"/. You change the channel. A woman in a beer commerical says your name and flash you. "let me out of the Tv" she says. You change the channerl again and it's a coke commercila

You hand is glowing. You stick your hand in the Tv and able to grab the coke can. "This is not happening" You say. You take the remote and change the channel to..