You are Jesper Laursen, a 20-year-old Danish boy living in Portland. For as long as you can remember, you have always wanted to be a musician! Which also means that you have a musician's salary (aka nothing at all). Playing with your band at bars may be fun, but it certainly doesn't pay the bills. You needed money and you needed it fast. After seemingly endless hours of scrolling through online job offerings, you find a particularly interesting one.

"Wrestlers needed: Come join the Portland Underground Wrestling League today!"

You sure as hell weren't a wrestler; look at you! Standing at 5'5" and weighing 125 lbs, you had always been abnormally scrawny and small. You click on the job to see more, expecting a good laugh.

"Needed: Petite male to fight and compete for cash. $500 per win, $150 per match."

You couldn't believe how much money they were offering! And you fit the description perfectly! Even though you knew nothing about wrestling, you were sure it'd be fine. After all, wrestling is fake, right? You typed up a quick application and sent in your resume.

The next morning you woke up to a message from an unknown number on your phone.

Unknown Contact: "We have accepted your application. You seem perfect for the job. Meet tomorrow night at 9:00. 1900 Forbellow Avenue."

Excitement rushed through you; you got the job! It does seem a little sketchy to meet someone at a random address though...