The club is crowded, dark and noisy. The music pounds, the dancefloor is hot and heaving, and the queue at the bar is three deep. You have just fought your way to the bar and are trying to catch the eye of the buxom barmaid when the guy next to you nudges you in the ribs.

"See that chick over there?" he shouts in your ear. You nod rather than try to talk. "She's a total slut!" he jerks his head in the relevant direction. You follow his movement and look at the girl he is indicating. You see a short, curvy girl, her brown hair pulled back into a neat ponytail which is bouncing as she dances, complementing the rhythmic jiggle of her tits, which you estimate to be a 34C. She is definitely dressed to attract attention in an incredibly clingy dress which hugs every inward curve on her body and finishes so short you keep looking at the hem to see if you catch a glimpse of her cheeks peeking out, and there is so much cleavage on display you can clearly see the flesh of her tits bounce as she dances.

You nod, trying to convey with your facial expression that you are impressed at what is obviously going to be his conquest for the evening.

"If you walk straight up to her and ask her to suck your cock, she can't say no!" the other guy shouts in your ear as the barmaid brings his drinks. He slaps you on the back and gathers up the glasses into a group between his hands as he leaves you with a wink, "You're welcome!"