Unknown male:"Welcome to the WWE, You are being offered a contract to wrestle at this fine establishment that has been running strong for decades. We have seen your talent and are impressed.

In your contract please note there have been some changes to the possible schedule that I hope you will be fine with."

*glazes over some of the contract completely missing the part about bra and panties matches needing to at least happen once a month on pay per view*

unknown female wrestler:"Looks good to me."

Unknown male:"great! well allow me to introduce myself I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon and I have been the Owner of the WWE for a long time. I see great potential in expanding our audience, and I am almost never wrong when it comes to business."

VKM:"Now that you are here, just need to sign that contract and you will officially be part of the WWE."