Claudia had watched as the computer system which had logged all the the artifacts suddenly lit up with a pink screen with a number sixty-nine on it and an alarm. Which sent her to Artie's office in Warehouse 13, the warehouse which contained magical artifacts with many power, both positive and negative.

Artie the Warehouse supervisor was there with Claudia's fellow agents, Myka and Pete from the Secret Service and her own partner Jinks. They were looking at Artie, who looked like he had eaten something bitter and sour at the same time... and was also suffering from an ulcer.

"Okay, what the heck does all the pink and numbers mean? Cause they can't mean what I think they mean." asked Pete, looking for answers bluntly.

"Actually in your case Pete, you're likely right. We have an artifact connected to Vault 69 of the Warehouse." mentioned the older man who was looking at the computer screen like it was a viper.

"I don't remember that from the Manual for the Warehouse. Is it something dangerous, like the Bronzing vault." asked Myka, a professional in her job.

"Yes and no. More like the Dark Vault. While the Dark Vault contains the deadliest and/or most evil artifacts... Vault 69 contains elements which are less dangerous and more... awkward incident creating. Vault 69 is the vault for the sex related items." continued the expert in the place.

"Excuse me?" asked Myka, likely shocked as most of them are.

"The vault contains items which have powers which are related to sex, reproduction, fetishes, sex based madness and so on. I know what you're thinking Claudia, but Mata Hari's Stockings and other artifacts are borderline... not extreme enough to get in the vault. But they are watched in case they change. Like how artifacts can go dormant, the activate in the right situation.

If one of the V-69's are activated... expect sex, expect life to become more like a porn version of itself, expect awkwardness afterwards.

We have detected one of them... we're not sure it's active or not. I'm sending all four of you out to find it, hopefully before it can change things. I will be staying here to... prepare for it's arrive."

"You're lying." said Jinks, as he had a special talent like all of them did. His was being a human lie detector.

"Okay, I will be hiding and hoping not to deal with this too much. But I will be getting the different neutralizing elements ready. Sometimes the neutralizer doesn't work on V-69s, the second best option is to lower the temperature to below zero... like a really cold shower. So to get you started, the Artifacts is..."