Another day of watching TV at home, flipping through channels of nothing but news, sitcoms and shitty reality shows. However, when the next channel comes up, it's playing a new show. "What would you do for a shot at a half a million dollars?"

A tall, skinny man with brown hair and a shirt bearing the logo for the show appears on camera, holding a microphone. He's standing in a city park by himself.

"My name is Kent Davis, and today, we're gonna watch as one lucky hopeful is gonna bare it all to walk away with $500,000!"

Several establishing shots of the densely populated urban center are flashed on screen, with Kent explaining the game to the viewers. "Contestants will be sent on their way with nothing but their desire for victory. And when we say nothing, we mean nothing!"

A male actor is shown running through the busy streets, butt naked, but cleverly censored by careful camerawork and surrounding objects. The whole time Kent is talking with a catchy but suspenseful music track playing. "Leaving at dawn, they'll have to traverse the city with no clues, no directions, and no clothes. If they can find their way to the booth somewhere in the city within twelve hours, they'll be sent home with the grand prize! Best part? It's all caught on camera, and just fot you, it's all uncensored!"

Kent returns on camera, still in the same park from before, only this time he's completely naked, save for a cardboard cutout of the show's logo over his genitals. "So, lets see if today's player has what it takes to make... a Winning Streak!"

[UPDATE! In order to increase viewership and meet syndication demands, applications have now been made 100% public! Submit your applications, and get right into the action now!]