All characters in this story are at least 18 years old.

It was just another average day. Little did you know, you had gained the ability to claim ownership over any person or thing. Anyone who sees your name written on any object will believe wholeheartedly that you own that object, even if that object is a person (or part of a person). Social conventions, economic realities, and the laws of the land hold no sway on your right to own anything with your name on it.

There's just one question you need to answer before you proceed.