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XXXX The Gameshow

Joe Dingle excitedly took his seat in the large TV studio, where the brand new hit game show – ‘XXXX’ was being filmed. Joe had been a huge fan of the risqué show, which played late nights on the T&A Cable Channel. Joe had won a place in the studio audience after filling in an Internet survey on one of the porn websites he subscribed to.

As he sat down, he saw that the show’s crew was busy arranging the set for tonight’s show, and the show’s curvy co-host – Bambi “Triple Double D” Buchanan was warming up the crowd. Joe had the biggest crush on Bambi, last week’s celebrity guests had been Pamela Anderson, Stacey Valentine and WWE’s Debra, but Joe had barely noticed them when he’d watched the racy episode, his attention almost exclusively devoted to the show’s busty co-host.

Tonight Bambi looked incredible. She was dressed in an ultra low-cut white tank top and a matching white micro-miniskirt. The outfit offset her well-tanned body perfectly and displayed almost every inch of her voluptuous body for the leering stares of the predominantly male audience. Bambi’s version of warming the crowd up, involved moving around the audience and sitting on random lucky audience members laps and letting them squeeze her big boobs through her top.

“This is great,” Joe said with an enthusiastic grin to the pretty young blonde woman that was sitting beside him to the right, she looked around twenty years old, probably a college student. The girl smiled politely back at Joe as he eagerly watched Bambi sit down on an old gray haired man’s lap. The old geezer grinned stupidly at Bambi and the busty co-host had to actually grab his hands and lift them to her bust. Joe wouldn’t need any urging himself if Bambi perched herself on his lap, that’s for sure.

Joe gave a little moan as the old guy fondled Bambi’s huge jugs.

“She’s got a great rack eh buddy?” Joe said to the guy sitting on his left, smiling stupidly.

“You can say that again,” the man nodded, sporting an equally stupid smile.

“She’s got a great rack eh buddy,” Joe repeated with a laugh, Joe wasn’t exactly the funniest guy in the world, despite his own opinion of himself. The other guy grimaced at Joe’s poor attempt at humor and diverted his attention back to Bambi as she moved on to a young man’s lap and rubbed her warm cleavage in his face.

“Ten minutes till Showtime!” one of the crewmembers called out to Bambi.

“Well I’ve got to get down there now folks,” Bambi said apologetically to the audience, Joe was rather disappointed she hadn’t got anywhere near his seat. “I hope you all enjoy tonight’s show, it should be a doozie!”

With that the buxom blonde co-host jiggled her way back down out of the audience, heading down to the set to get ready for the show to begin.

“I wonder who tonight’s celebrity guests are gonna be?” the man beside Joe asked.

“Did you see Pamela Anderson last week?” Joe asked.

“Yeah, she looked hot!” the guy agreed.

Joe sat rather quietly for the next few minutes, watching the crew put the finishing touches on the set. He strained for another peek at Bambi, but for now she remained out of sight. Just as he was starting to get impatient the studio was filled with the familiar theme music that told the audience that ‘XXXX’ was about to begin! Joe could hardly contain his excitement and cheered loudly along with the rest of the crowd.

“Here we go!” he said excitedly to himself. This was fantastic!

The announcers voice filled the studio. “Good evening everyone and welcome to ‘XXXX’ the sexiest, raciest, most risqué game-show on television!” A loud cheer went up from the audience as the ‘applause’ light was lit. “Here’s your host…Kent Hamilton!”

There was another thunderous cheer as Kent jogged out onto the stage, waving his arms at the crowd. Kent was a good-looking silver haired man with very chiseled, Charlton Heston like features. He wore an expensive looking suit that was a deep red color and had a golden ‘XXXX’ pin on the lapel. In one hand he held a golden microphone.

“Welcome everyone,” he said, flashing his big teeth in a winning smile. “I’m Kent Hamilton and this is ‘XXXX’!” There was another cheer from the audience as the theme music started pumping out of the studio PA once again and Kent made his way over to the podium in the center of the stage. “Can you all give a big round of applause for my lovely co-host, Bambi ‘Triple Double D’ Buchanan!”

The clapping, cheering and whistling was deafening this time as Kent’s sexy co-host sauntered seductively out onto the set, wearing the sexy white halter and mini that Joe had seen her in previously. Joe glanced at the monitor that showed the director what the viewers at home would be seeing and noticed that the cameraman was zooming in on Bambi’s jiggling chest as she walked on stage.

“You look divine tonight Bambi,” said Kent warmly as he put an arm around Bambi’s waist and pulled her in close as they begun their usual opening banter.

“Thanks Kent,” Bambi replied sweetly, she gasped slightly as Kent pinched her backside.

“And the puppies look as lovely as ever as well,” Kent continued with a cheeky wink, he reached up with both hands and cupped and squeezed Bambi’s big tits through her halter.

Bambi gasped in feigned surprise as Kent felt her up, despite the fact that this was a nightly ritual.

“Are they bigger than last night?” Kent asked. He leant his head to one side and lifted her tits up one by one as if judging their weight.

Bambi giggled as the handsome presenter groped her. “Don’t be silly Kent.”

“What do you think folks?” Kent asked, turning to the audience but his hands not stopping their squeezing of Bambi’s large hooters. “Do you think they’ve grown?”

The shouted reply from the audience was a mix of yes’s and no’s.

Kent frowned. He finally released Bambi’s boobs and stepped back. “I don’t think the audience knows either Bambi. Maybe we need to take a look?” Kent turned to the audience and raised one eyebrow enquiringly. “Do we need to have a look at her puppies?”

This time the roar from the audience was a unanimous yes! “Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies!” a group near the front began to chant. Joe joined in the chant, grinning from ear to ear.

“I think you better show us the puppies Bambi,” Kent said, trying to look as serious as possible.

Bambi gave a shrug and then reached up to her halter. She peeled up the bottom and lifted it to her chin, unveiling her huge jugs to the wild cheering of the audience. Bambi giggled and shook her torso, causing her ample tits to catapult impressively around her chest. There was a few wolf whistles from the audience as Bambi took a big tits in each hand and shook them around, then pinched the nipples. Joe saw on the monitor that the cameraman was zooming in ultra-close to catch all the action. Joe was very pleased that he had set his VCR at home to record tonight’s show, just as Bambi had said earlier, it was going to be a doozie!

The question on the growth of Bambi’s hooters was left unanswered as she pulled her top back down and show’s theme music started up again. As Bambi returned to her place the words ‘ROUND 1: MENTAL CHALLENGE’ appeared on the screen, the main part of the show was about to begin. Ten gorgeous, busty models walked out onto the stage, each in a difference fancy dress costume. There was a police woman, an Indian, a nurse, a woman in lingerie, a cowgirl, a sexy maid, a spacewoman, a nun in a particularly revealing outfit, Wonder woman and a Robin Hood style outlaw. All the costumes were skimpy, low cut and displayed plenty of curvy flesh.

“Hello ladies,” said Kent smoothly in greeting. “Please select the ten contestants for round one!” The ten models all curtsied gracefully towards Kent and then stroke purposefully towards the studio audience.

Joe trembled in excitement. The beautiful models would select ten men at random to take part in the first round, the general knowledge questions. The ten would then be eliminated down to three men for round two and then one man for round three.

Joe saw that the lucky old man who had already had Bambi sitting on his lap earlier on was now being selected my the sexy woman in lingerie to take part in the show, lucky bastard!

“Hey, they’re coming this way,” said the man beside Joe, nudging him excitedly. Joe looked to where the man was pointing and saw that two of the models, the maid and the outlaw were indeed heading up the stairs in their direction.

Joe looked down towards the front and saw that Wonder Woman was leading a rather young looking college guy towards one of the barber chairs where the contestants were seated, at this point most of the contestants had already been grabbed.

Suddenly Joe felt a soft hand take his. He looked up in surprise and saw that the buxom brunette in the maids costume had actually chosen him as a contestant. Holy shit! He was going to get the chance to compete in ‘XXXX’!! This was too good to be true! He couldn’t help but giggle nervously as the pretty maid led him down the stairs towards the stage. He eyed up her long, black-stockinged legs that were left bare by the super-short maid’s dress. He was almost mesmerized watching the seams that ran up the back of her long legs as she walked gracefully down the stairs.

“My name’s Holly, don’t be nervous, you’ll do great,” the lovely maid whispered reassuringly as she helped him into the barbers chair on the stage, she had obviously felt his hand trembling.

“I’m Joe,” he croaked in reply. He glanced to his left and saw that the spacewoman was helping a large fat man into the chair beside him, on his right the nun was standing beside a good looking man in an expensive suit, he looked like a lawyer or accountant or something, not the usual audience for ‘XXXX’.

Once all ten men were in position the music once again quieted and Kent Hamilton addressed the contestants and the audience. “Our ten lucky contestants have been chosen for the Mental Challenge by our lovely models. Ladies, please take your positions,” Kent instructed.

The ten dressed up models moved around in front of their chosen contestants and knelt on the padded cushions by their feet. Joe couldn’t help but stare into the open top of Holly’s dress were a considerable portion of her deep cleavage was visible from his angle.

“Bambi,” said Kent, turning to his lovely assistant. “Could you please explain the rules of the Mental Challenge to our viewers at home?”

“Sure Kent,” the buxom blonde replied. “Each contestant will be asked a general knowledge question and they have ten seconds to answer. The questions get progressively harder and as soon as they answer a question incorrectly or run out of time they are eliminated. This continues until we only have three contestants left for round two.”

“And that’s not all, is it Boobie..I mean Bambi?” Kent helpfully added.

Bambi ignored his faux pas, “That’s right Kent. To make it harder for our contestants to concentrate, while they are being asked the questions our lovely models will be giving them head. If they cum they are also eliminated.”

“Not that they’d care if they were eliminated, they just got their cocks sucked,” Kent chuckled. “I love this game,” he added. “Okay ladies, please get ready to begin.”

Joe swallowed nervously as Holly reached into his lap and unzipped his pants, she reached inside and pulled out his semi-erect penis, stroking it in her soft hand. Joe glanced along the line of contestants and saw that all the models now had a cock in their hands.

“On your marks!” called out Bambi. “Get set…Suck!” With that all ten beautiful models dipped their heads into their chosen contestants laps, sucking cocks into mouth eagerly.

Joe gave a groan as Holly’s warm mouth encircled the head of his penis and she began to suck heavily on him, her head immediately starting to bob over his lap. The studio was filled with the sounds of slurping as the model’s lapel mics picked up all the action.

“Right, contestant one,” Kent began, addressed the man at the start of the line who was having his cock sucked by the sexy cowgirl. “What is six times six?”

“Thirty six!” the man replied.

Kent moved to the second contestant, who was the older man who had been chosen by the model in lacy lingerie. “What is the capital of Australia?”

“I..ahh…oh yeah that’s it baby!” the man groaned as the lovely lingerie clad model sucked hungrily at his cock. “I umm..” he was obviously having trouble concentrating on anything other than the glorious blowjob he was receiving. “Ahhh..yesss!”

Suddenly the buzzer sounded. “Sorry contestant two, you’re times up!”

The man looked very disappointed as the pretty model lifted her head up from his painfully erect penis.

Kent moved onto the next man, who was on Joe’s right.

“Contest three,” Kent said as the nun slurped at the man’s cock. “How many meters in a kilometer?”

The man hesitated a moment, “A thousand,” he answered.

Kent then moved on to Joe, as he was about to ask Joe a question there was a loud groan from the other end of the line. Joe and Kent looked over to see the lovely policewoman jerking her contestant’s cock as it squirted cum all over her face.

“Contestant Ten has cum and is eliminated,” Bambi announced.

Kent laughed to himself and then turned back to Joe. “Contestant four, who is the female star of the movies Terminator and Terminator 2?”

Joe was breathing heavily, God Holly sucked a mean cock, and he could hardly hear himself think over her noisy slurping. He opened his mouth to answer and at that very moment Holly moved down on his cock, taking him right into her throat and burying her nose against his belly.

“Oh shit!” gasped Joe. “Linda Hamilton!” he managed to blurt out as Holly deep throated him. As Kent moved on to the next man, Joe looked down at Holly and saw her wink up at him mischievously. She had obviously deep throated him on purpose to try and put him off.

“Contestant Five,” said Kent addressing the fat man. “Which band recorded the song ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ in 1980?”

The fat man had both hands on the spacewoman’s head and was pushing her down on his cock, he was obviously enjoying his blowjob. “ACDC,” the man replied as he breathlessly fucked the model’s face.

“Contestant Six,” Kent moved to the man getting head from the sexy Indian model, her feathered headdress bobbing over his lap. “What is 65 divided by 5?”

The man squinted his face slightly and Joe saw his lips moving as he tried to work out the equation. Joe had always hated division and was glad it wasn’t his question. “Twelve?” the man blurted out doubtfully, just before the buzzer sounded.

“I’m sorry, the correct answer is thirteen,” Kent said. Suddenly the nun servicing the businessman beside Joe sat back on her heels and started coughing violently as the businessman sank back on the chair, grinning happily.

“Contestant Three has cum and is eliminated,” Bambi announced.

There were six left as Kent moved to the youngest of the men, the college student who was being done by Wonder Woman. “Contestant Seven, in which Country is the city Edinburgh?”

“Scotland,” he replied almost immediately.

“Contestant Eight,” Kent said to the man with the sexy nurse at his feet. “To the nearest megabyte how much information can a 3 and a half inch floppy disc hold?”

The man was obviously enjoying his blowjob and took a little while to answer, “Ahh 10?”

“Incorrect,” said Kent, moving onto the last person left on the line, a middle aged, bearded man who was with the outlaw model.

“Contestant Nine, Which movie trilogy was directed by New Zealander Peter Jackson?”

“The Godfather?” the man replied doubtfully.

“Incorrect, we’re down to the final four,” Kent told the audience over the slurping sounds coming from the kneeling models. “One more person to eliminate.”

“Oh fuck!” yelled out the first contestant as he exploded into the cowgirl’s mouth, holding her head to his groin as he filled her sucking mouth with his seed.

“And there we have it,” Kent said with a laugh. The ‘XXXX’ theme music once again started up and the three remaining models stopped sucking cock.

Holly smiled up at Joe as she stood up once again, but left his erect penis poking out from the front of his shorts. The lovely maid wiped her chin with her apron and then gently kissed Joe on the cheek. “Well done,” she whispered into his ear.

The words ‘ROUND 2: PHYSICAL CHALLENGE’ appeared on the screen as the losing contestants were lead back to their seats by the models.

“Welcome back folks,” Kent said to the camera, at home there would have been a commercial break playing as the losers returned to their places and the excess chairs were moved away. The three remaining contestants sat in their chairs, their erections still left poking from their pants and their respective models standing behind them. “Let’s meet our contestants for Round Two,” said Kent.

The camera zoomed in on Joe first, “Our first successful contestant is Joe Dingle, a parking enforcement officer from New York City.” There was a slight hiss from the audience as Joe’s job was announced and he couldn’t help but blush a little. The camera then moved on to the fat man beside Joe. “Next up we have Owen Banks, a music store owner from New Jersey,” said the voice of the announcer. “And last, but not least, is Scott Anderson a university student from Boston. Please give our luck contestants a big round of applause.”

The applause light came on and the three contestants were all cheered. It was time for Round Two.

“I see you’ve all got your pistol’s loaded for our first game,” Kent said with a laugh as the camera panned across the three contestants throbbing erections.

“Which is good ‘cause they’re gonna need ‘em!” Bambi added, stepping up beside Kent and running a hand across his chest, inside the lapel of his red jacket.

“That’s right Bambi,” agreed Kent. “The first game is going to test your range! For each foot you shoot you’ll get 20 points. Our record is 8 feet 5 inches.”

Bambi moved forward towards Joe who was first in the line, Joe swallowed as Bambi stroked her soft hand down across Joe’s chest right the way down till she grabbed hold of his cock. Joe gave a slight moan as the sexy co-host squeezed his cock and turned back towards Kent. “Now Kent, when you say shoot, do you mean with these guns?” she asked him, stroking Joe’s cock. If he hadn’t been sitting down Joe was sure he would have fainted in excitement.

“Exactly!” Kent said with a grin as Bambi gave Joe one more stroke and then she walked back to stand beside Kent. “Our lovely models will be assisting our contestants to load and fire their pistols, and Bambi, I think you should perhaps give these boys a little incentive to hit the record, don’t you?”

“Good idea Kent,” Bambi agreed.

With that the three models crouched down beside their chosen contestants and once again grabbed hold of their erect penises. Bambi stripped off her halter-top and mini-skirt, down to just a sexy pink g-string. The gorgeous co-host then stood on the 8 foot 5 inches record mark and started to caress her gorgeous body.

“Now gentlemen,” Kent addressed the three contestants as their models continued to warm them up. “If you manage to hit Bambi and set a new record you’ll get this wonderful bonus prize.”

On the screen in the center of the set a small video clip appeared showing a huge range of pornographic videotapes and a busty model strolling through the racks. The voice of the show’s announcer came over the load speaker. “A years supply of adult movies which will be ‘hand’ delivered by our lovely model Jane who’ll make sure you enjoy the first film.”

Joe was barely watching the tape, his attention was fixed on the near naked woman of his dreams. Bambi Buchanan stood less than nine feet away from him, stroking her glorious body, and he couldn’t believe she had actually touched his penis a few minutes earlier! Joe gave a soft moan and Holly increased the speed of her strokes on his cock.
“Are you ready Joe?” Kent asked him.

“Oh yeah!” grunted Joe, barely able to hold out any longer, Holly’s soft hand and Bambi’s glorious body driving him wild.

The crowd let out a cheer of encouragement as Joe arched back in the barbers chair and his cock exploded. His sticky white cum rocketed out from the tip, flying towards Bambi who thrust her massive tits out invitingly. “Ahhh!” Joe cried out at his release, willing his cum towards Bambi. Unfortunately it fell just short, but was an impressive distance nonetheless.

“Wow, amazing!” whispered Holly softly as she milked the last few drops out of Joe’s cock as Bambi measured his shot.

“Six feet, ten inches!” Bambi announced.

“One hundred and twenty points!” Kent said. “Great effort Joe, that’s gonna be tough to beat.”

“Are you ready Owen?” Kent asked, turning to the overweight music storeowner.

“Not yet,” the big man shook his head. The sexy spacewoman at his feet leant around and started sucking the head of his thick cock, stroking the base rapidly at the same time to speed up his ejaculation.

“What about you Scott?” Kent asked the young college kid as Wonder Woman stroked his cock.

“Oh I’m ready!” Scott replied, nodding with considerable urgency. Bambi quickly moved in front of Scott, running her hands up her sides and lifting and squeezing her big breasts.

Scott gave a loud cry as his cock erupted, his cum shooting out towards Bambi. His explosion made it over half way to the busty blonde but fell shorter than Joe’s. As Wonder Woman leant around and licked Scott’s cock clean Bambi measured the young man’s ejaculation.

“Five feet, two inches!” she called out.

“A close contest,” Kent said. “One hundred points for Scott. How are you liking Carol’s mouth there big Owen?” Kent asked, as Bambi moved back in front of the last contestant.

“Great!” Owen replied, nodding rapidly.

“So are you ready?” Kent asked.

“I think so,” Owen said, breathing heavily.

Carol, the spacewoman pulled her mouth off the fat man’s cock and started to rapidly jerk it in her skilled hand, pointing it straight out at Bambi.

“Oh fuck yeah!” Owen gave a coarse grunt as his cock burst. A jet of thick cum burst from the end of Owen’s cock, it didn’t fly far but splashed onto the studio floor.

“Nice volume,” Bambi commented as Owen groaned and Carol squeezed out more of his substantial sperm. Bambi quickly measured the big guys shot. “Three feet, seven inches!” she announced.

“At the end of the first game we have Owen in third place with sixty points, Scott second with one hundred points and in first place with one hundred and twenty points is our parking meter maid Joe!” said the announcers voice. “We’ll be back with our sexy celebrity guests right after the break.”

As the crew came on to tidy things up for the next game, the three contestants were given towels to clean up with and Kent and Bambi went back stage for a quick drink and freshen up. The three contestants were all given a glass of water.

The stage manager came up to check all three contestants were doing okay. “Good job out here so far gentlemen,” the large man assured them. “But the best is yet to come,” he added with a wink.

After about ten minutes the crew had finished setting up for the next game and Kent and Bambi returned to the set. After a short blast of theme music and an enthusiastic cheer from the studio audience ‘XXXX’ was back underway.

“Welcome back ladies and gentlemen,” Kent greeted the camera. “It’s time to bring out our three celebrity guests for the second game of our Physical Challenge. Our first guest is one of the very sexy stars of Baywatch and MTV, she’s a walking wet dream, the rockstar groupie of the year! Carmen Elektra!”

The crowd roared it’s approval as the gorgeous celebrity walked on stage, she was dressed in a pair of skin-tight black leather trousers that were long slung over her hips revealing the sides of her pale blue g-string. Her ultra high-heeled black shoes matched her pants and she wore a tight fitting leopard-print tank top that was very low cut displaying her huge, perfectly rounded breasts. Carmen waved at the very appreciative crowd and made her way on stage where Kent put his arm around her shoulders.

“Hi Carmen, welcome to the show,” Kent welcomed her.

“Thanks Kent, a pleasure to be here,” she gave him a hug in greeting. For the benefit of the audience Kent winked over her shoulder and ran his hands down Carmen’s back, grabbing her firm ass in both hands and giving it a squeeze. The audience laughed enviously.

“Our second guest is the very curvy supermodel with the nicest bazoobies on the web, Katie Price Jordan!” Kent announced as the crowd yelled in excitement. Jordan strode out onto the stage looking incredibly sexy. She had a pair of knee-high black boots and a short white skirt that was slit up one thigh, displaying plenty of her long sleek legs as she walked over to Kent. She wore a tight white t-shirt through which her nipples could be plainly seen jutting from her huge breasts, making it obvious she was braless beneath.

“Bazoobies?” Jordan playful asked Kent as she reached his side.

“Yeah, these things,” Kent said, reaching up with one hand and squeezing one of Jordan’s huge breasts through her t-shirt. “Welcome to the show Jordan,” he said as his hand slid over to her other ample jug before releasing her.

“Pleasure to be here Kent,” Jordan replied.

“And our last guest is the naughtiest vixen we’d had on the show to date, the hottest porn star on the planet! None other than Jenna Jameson!” The crowd continued to go nuts, it was quite a line up.

Jenna wore a skimpy pink vinyl dress that was very short at the hem and very low around the neckline. The busty blonde porn star’s ample tits jiggled as she walked, threatening to burst free with each step. Jenna threw her arms around Kent as she reached him, shoving her tongue hungrily into the slightly surprised hosts mouth.

“Welcome to the show,” Kent said with a breathless laugh when they finally broke off their kiss.

“I’ve been wanting to do that for ages,” Jenna said with a wicked smile. “Thanks for inviting me along handsome.”

As the three busty celebrity guests took their seats at the rear of the set, Bambi came forward to stand at Kent’s side as they introduced the second game.

“I’m sure all our contestants have a very good idea of what our three celebrities’ hooters look like, but what we’re going to test tonight is how those lovely jugs feel,” Kent said.

“I’m sure you can tell us what Jordan’s jugs look like,” commented Bambi, rolling her eyes theatrically.

“Like you wouldn’t believe,” Kent said with a wink. He then turned to the three lovely celebrities. “Perhaps we can start by having you ladies take off your tops?” he suggested.

“We thought you’d never ask,” Jordan said with a smile as she yanked her tight white t-shirt up over her head, her absolutely perfect breasts falling free. They were high placed and huge, topped by dark nipples and covered with a deep all over tan.

“Oh wow,” Joe murmured aloud as Carmen next pulled off her tank top, revealing her own large breasts.

Jenna Jameson was last, her tits just as mouthwatering as she pushed the straps of her dress off her shoulders and peeled it down to just above her waist.

“Well this has to be the biggest collection of tits we’ve had for some time,” said Kent, licking his lips. “I bet you feel right at home Bambi?”

“Sure do, it’s not often I feel average,” said the buxom blonde, hoisting her own tits up in her palms. Bambi then turned to the three wide-eyed contestants. “I hope you have busy hands guys,” she told them with a sly wink. “Blindfolds please ladies.” The three assistants were still standing obediently behind the contestants and at Bambi’s request they placed black cloth blindfolds over the three contestants.

Joe’s world suddenly went black.

“Good luck,” he heard Holly whisper in his ear.

Suddenly a pair of hands took hold of his as one of the celebrities stood in front of him. Likewise his two opponents also had a busty celebrity stand before and take hold of their hands.

Kent Hamilton addressed the three men. “Joe you have Celebrity Tits 1 in front of you, Owen, you have Celebrity Tits 2 and Scott you have Celebrity Tits 3. You will have thirty seconds with each Celebrity Rack and at the end each of you must guess all three. You will get fifty points per correct guess.”

“On your marks!” called out Bambi. “Get set…Grope!” With that all three contestants found their hands lifted to a pair of naked Celebrity breasts. Joe let out a groan as his palms were suddenly filled with firm, warm titflesh.

“Oh wow!” he breathed aloud as he squeezed the unknown woman’s ample tits. They felt very big, but that didn’t really help as all three celebrities were very well endowed. They also felt incredibly firm, probably fake, but once again that could apply to any of the three girls. Joe gave the massive mounds a squeeze and started to knead the firm flesh. He figured there was no way of telling them apart so he would have to just guess. He might as well enjoy his groping while he could.

Joe’s fingers found the woman’s nipples, giving them a firm pinch before he once again covered her big tits with his hands and sunk his fingers deep into their summery warmth. He heard a gasp from the woman beside him, Owen was obviously being a little rough with his groping. Joe wasn’t sure, but he could have sworn that it was Jenna Jameson’s moan he had heard, which meant the breasts he was now playing with belonged to either Carmen Elektra or Jordan. The mere idea that it was either pair of knockers that were filling his groping hands was enough to make him stiffen in his pants, despite his six-foot eruption earlier on.

“Change!” called out Bambi who was acting as timekeeper.

Joe reluctantly released the lovely tits, keeping his arms out in front of him. Moments later his outstretched hands were once again filled with tits as the next Celebrity leant into his palms.

“Joe you now have Celebrity Tits 2, Owen you have Celebrity Tits 3 and Scott now has Celebrity Tits 1,” Kent told them.

According to Joe’s best guess that meant it was now Jenna Jameson’s breasts he was fondling. He gave a little moan and started to knead the firm flesh, it seemed they were a little smaller than the last pair he had been handling, but they still more than overflowing his groping hands. Joe pinched on what he assumed was Jenna’s nipples and then shook the perfectly round orbs, wishing he didn’t have a blindfold on so that he would watch the quivering flesh.

Joe made sure he got in plenty of squeezing and groping before the next change was called, he couldn’t wait to get home so he could watch himself feeling up the sexy blonde porn star.

“Joe you now have Celebrity Tits 3, Owen you have Celebrity Tits 1 and Scott you have Celebrity Tits 2 in your hands.”

Joe licked his dry lips as his fingers sunk into the last pair of breasts he would get to feel. The nipples on this pair were like bullets, whoever it was she was obviously enjoying the manhandling her tits were getting from the three contestants.



“These are fantastic!” Joe murmured as the celebrity arched her back and pressed her big boobs harder against Joe’s palms. The horny parking warden groaned and squeezed harder at the woman’s breasts, kneading the incredibly firm flesh with mounting passion. The woman reached up and pulled Joe’s face down into her cleavage, rubbing her big tits briefly against Joe’s cheeks before she straightened up and let him continue to feel her up.

“Time’s up!” Bambi called out and three pairs of hands were reluctantly disengaged from three pairs of boobs.

The Celebrities returned to their seats and once they were in place the contestant’s blindfolds were removed. Joe was a little disappointed to see that the three ladies had their tops back on again.

“Okay time for your guesses please gentlemen,” Kent said. “First up who do you think Celebrity Tits 1 belonged to? That was your first pair Joe, you had them second Scott and those were the last ones you felt Owen. Joe, you guess first.”

“Carmen Elektra?” Joe said.

“Scott?”

“Jenna Jameson.”

“Owen?’

“I’m gonna be different and say Jordan.”

As they announced their guesses Bambi marked them up on the board. “Okay Celebrity Tits 2. Owen first this time?”

“Jenna Jameson.”

“Scott?”

“Jordan?”

“Joe?”

“Jenna Jameson.”

“Now Celebrity Tits 3. This was your first pair Scott, what’s your guess?” Kent asked.

“Carmen Elektra.”

“Owen?”

“Can I say Jordan again even though I said that first?” Owen asked.

“Hedging your bets?” Kent asked.

“Something like that,” Owen agreed.

“Sure, why not. And Joe who do you think Celebrity Tits 3 belonged to?”

“Jordan?”

“Okay Bambi, can you reveal the winners please?” Kent instructed his buxom assistant.

“Certainly,” agreed Bambi stepping behind the chairs where the three celebrity guests sat. “Celebrity Tits 1 belong to Carmen Elektra!” As Bambi announced this she stepped up behind Carmen and reached over her shoulders, pulling up her tank top and once again unveiling her big boobs. Bambi gave Carmen’s nipples a quick tickle and then moved on. “Celebrity Tits 2 belong to the saucy Jenna Jameson!” Bambi declared, sliding her hands down inside the front of Jenna’s dress and squeezing playfully. Bambi then stepped behind Jordan and cupped the lovely models impressive jugs through her top. “And these puppies are Celebrity Tits number 3.”

“So that means Joe ‘Busy Hands’ Dingle wins game two as well with the maximum score of 150. Owen you got 100 points and Scott! Zero!” Kent said.

“At the end of game two, leading the bunch is Joe on 270 points. In second place is Owen with 160 points and trailing the pack is Scott on 100 points. But it’s early days yet!” Bambi added.

“We’ll be right back after these messages from our sponsors,” said Kent towards the camera.

During the break the three celebrity guests were led off stage, although Joe knew from previous viewings that they would be back to help with the final third round. He saw Bambi putting on her kneepads as everyone got into position for the next game.

“Welcome back to ‘XXXX’ folks,” Kent greeted the camera as the theme music rolled once again. Kent turned to Bambi, “I see you’ve got your kneepads on for the third game of the Physical Challenge Round.”

“Sure do Kent,” Bambi said, she then licked her lips. “And I’m eager to get started!”

“Our computer has randomly selected Scott to be first up,” Kent said as he turned to the three contestants. “We’ve already tested your range, this next game is to test your stamina. My enchanting co-host Miss Buchanan here is going to give each of you a blowjob. For each minute you last without cumming you will gain 30 points. So far the record is eight minutes. Let me assure you that Bambi is very good,” Kent said, flashing the audience a wink. “I’ve personally undertaken some very extensive testing of her oral abilities and I’ve yet to break the five minute mark.”

Joe swallowed nervously, he was about to get his cock sucked by the girl of his dreams, Bambi Buchanan! Even though he’d known it was coming he could still hardly believe it was true. Joe pinched himself as Bambi knelt down in front of Scott and unzipped the young students trousers. Scott was partially erect and Bambi gave his penis a few quick strokes and gently toyed with his balls.

“On your marks!” called out Kent, it was his turn to start things off. “Get set…Suck!” With that Bambi dived forward and immediately engulfed Scott’s cock in her warm mouth. Scott gave a deep moan of pleasure as his penis was swallowed to the root and Bambi’s cheeks immediately hollowed as she forcefully sucked on his rapidly hardening length.

Keeping his cock completely buried in her mouth, with her lips tight around the base of his shaft, Bambi filled her mouth with hot saliva and sucked heavily, the contestant’s cock quickly growing to full erection and filling her mouth.

Joe watched wide-eyed, his own cock involuntarily hardening as Bambi drew her mouth back off Scott’s now rock hard erection. The college student was quite well endowed and Joe wondered where Bambi had stuffed all that cock-meat. His question was answered as the beautiful blonde plunged her mouth back down on Scott’s cock once again, taking him all the way to the base, her nose buried in his pubic hair.

Scott moaned loudly again as he felt the tip of Bambi’s tongue tease the top of his ball sack, his cock still stuffed in her throat at the same time. Bambi drew back and swiped her tongue around the head of Scott’s cock as she reached up and stroked the base of the shaft with one soft hand.

“One minute!” Kent announced. “That’s thirty points for Mr Anderson!”

This seemed to spur Bambi on, she bobbed her head rapidly over Scott’s penis, practically fucking him with her mouth and throat for about twenty seconds. Then she drew off him once again and leant under, her tongue flicking across Scott’s throbbing testicles.

“Oh God!” groaned Scott, he obviously liked having his balls licked. Bambi seemed to sense this and with her hand still jerking at his cock she sucked one of his balls completely into her mouth, rolling it around on her talented tongue. “Oh God!” Scott groaned again as she shifted across to his other testicle. The young college student was now moaning loudly, obviously very close to orgasm. Bambi shifted back up to his cock, plunging her mouth over the tip and bobbing rapidly, at the same time her fingertips gently toyed with his balls, pulling out all the stops to send him over the edge.

“Two minutes!” Kent called out. “Sixty points.”

Scott gave a loud cry and his hips jerked, he could hold out no longer. Bambi kept her mouth locked to the end of Scott’s cock and he moaned and undulated on the chair, his seed pumping into the busty blonde’s mouth.

Once he was finally spent Bambi stood up and opened her mouth towards the camera, displaying a mouthful of sticky white cum for the audience at home.

“Heads or tails Scott?” Kent asked the contestant, pulling a coin from his pocket.

“Heads,” croaked Scott breathlessly.

“Appropriate,” smirked Kent with a grin as he tossed the coin and caught it, covering it with one hand over his wrist. “Tails!” he announced as he unveiled the coin. “Spit.”

Bambi spat her mouthful of cum into a bucket near the side of the stage.

“Excellent performance Scott,” Kent said, “You now have 160 points, and Owen you’re next up.”

Bambi took a quick drink from a glass of water to clear away the taste of Scott’s cum and then she moved over to kneel in front of Owen, running her hands up his pudgy thighs as she reached for the zipper on his pants. Bambi pulled out the fat man’s chubby cock and found it was completely flaccid. She gently toyed with it as the timer was reset.

“On your marks…get set..suck!” shouted Kent.

Bambi immediately leaned in between Owen’s chubby thighs and started licking at his soft cock, running her tongue up and down the length. She briefly lifted it with one hand, rubbing it against her soft cheek as her tongue flicked across his balls. Bambi then sucked Owen’s limp penis into her mouth, bathing him in warmth and eliciting a moan from the fat music store owner.

Owen reached down and patted the top of Bambi’s head as she pulled back, trapping the head of Owen’s still soft penis between her lips and tugging, stretching him out. She then once again swallowed his complete cock, pressing her lips tightly around the base of his shaft and rocking her head from side to side, her nose against his flabby belly.

“One minute!” Kent called out.

Bambi appeared to get a little desperate now, Owen wasn’t even erect yet, and Joe had to wonder if the fat man was even heterosexual. Bambi Buchanan was sucking his dick what man wouldn’t be hard? Owen gave a moan as Bambi used his cock to slap each of her cheeks, before leaning underneath and licking his balls again. When the busty blonde once again captured the head of his penis between her lips she felt a slight tremble, he was growing at last.
The gorgeous blonde co-host’s head bobbed diligently over Owen’s lap, the blood steadily flowing into his organ as she rapidly worked him without pause.

“Two minutes!” Kent announced.

Bambi moaned as Owen reached down and grabbed the top of her head and started pushing her down harder on his cock as it grew to full erection. The lovely co-host gagged slightly but soldiered on, not missing a beat as she worked the overweight contestant.


“Three minutes!”

By now Owen was standing up in front of Bambi, holding her head as he thrust his cock into her mouth, fucking her face. He was hard as a rock and with each shove his balls slapped into her chin.

“Oh yeah, suck that cock!” he grunted, using her mouth as if it were her pussy.

“Four minutes!”

The audience had started to clap now, keeping in time with Owen’s thrusts into Bambi’s delicious sucking mouth. The busty co-host was no longer doing much, concentrating on breathing while Owen did all the work, using her mouth to get off. The audience clapping increased in speed as Owen’s thrusts sped up, the fat contestant huffing and puffing and letting out the occasional groan of pleasure.

“Five minutes!” called out Kent, Joe wondered if Owen was going to ever cum.

Almost as if he had been waiting for the next minute to pass, Owen let out a massive bellow and thrust his cock completely into Bambi’s mouth. His flabby buttocks twitched as he unloaded into Bambi’s mouth and moaned and gasped in lust. Once he was finally spent and released the pretty blonde he slumped back into his chair.

There was a gasp from the audience as Bambi opened her mouth and displayed a mouthful of cum. The way Owen had used her everyone had expected it to be in her belly by now.

Kent hesitated in surprise a moment before turning to Owen. “Heads or Tails?” he asked.

“Heads,” panted Owen.

Kent tossed the coin. “I’m sorry, it’s tails. You can spit that out Bambi.”

Joe’s cock twitched in anticipation as Bambi spat out the fat man’s cum, Joe was about to have his cock sucked by the girl of his dreams. He was so hard he almost came in his pants when Bambi bent over the cum bucket, her mini-skirt clad ass looking fantastic.

“Can we take five?” Bambi asked the director once she had spat. She looked rather disheveled from the face fucking she had just received.

“Sure, everyone take a quick break,” the director said, halting the filming much to Joe’s disappointment. Knowing his luck Bambi wouldn’t come back.

As if reading his thoughts Bambi reached over and stroked her hand across his hard crotch as she walked past Joe on her way backstage. “Don’t worry big boy,” she whispered huskily. “I’ll get to you very soon.”

Joe gave a slight whimper as she gave his package a squeeze and then carried on her way. He was so hard it hurt! The parking enforcement warden was left hanging for about ten minutes before the show started back up again.

“Well that was quite a performance, 150 points for Owen Banks puts him in the lead!” Kent said to the camera as filming resumed. “And Mr Dingle, you’re up next.”

Joe swallowed as his dream woman knelt at his feet, reaching up and unzipping his pants. Bambi reaching into his fly and pulled out his rigid penis. She gasped slightly as it emerged, it was hard as a rock and the tip was glistening with precum.

“I think he’s ready for me,” Bambi said with a smile over her shoulder to Kent. The busty blonde reached out and gave his hard shaft a stroke. As she touched him Joe let out a sudden strangled grunt and cum gushed from the tip of his cock, splattering over Bambi’s face and arm. The audience gasped in surprise as Joe ejaculated all over the kneeling co-host, moaning as he came.

There was a moment of stunned silence.

“Well, well, well,” Kent said at last. “Zero points for our parking warden, you’re pretty quick on the draw I see.”

Joe blushed. He couldn’t believe it! He’d missed out on his big chance at receiving a blowjob from Bambi Buchanan. He’d never forgive himself!

“We’ll be right back after these messages,” Kent said as they went to a commercial break and Bambi disappeared offstage for a shower, she’d had quite a show so far.

There was another ten-minute break as the whole stage was re-arranged, three padded tables equipped with stirrups were brought out and it looked a little like a gynecologists office.

“Welcome back to ‘XXXX’. It’s time for the very last game of the Physical Challenge round,” said Kent. “Currently in first place with 310 points is Owen Banks from New Jersey. In second place with 270 points we have Joe ‘Quick Draw’ Dingle and coming last is Scott Anderson.”

Kent now turned to the three contestants. “For this last game I want you all to head out into the audience and select a female volunteer to help you with the game.”

Joe got up from his cheer and followed the other two contestants out into the studio audience. Although the male spectators considerably outnumbered the females there was still quite a lot of choice, and they were all waving their arms to get the attention of the contestants, eager for their own fifteen minutes of fame. Joe saw that Owen had already selected his volunteer, a rather petite Asian girl who looked like she was only about eighteen, but was very beautiful.

Still a little dejected from his premature ejaculation only a few minutes earlier Joe took the hand of the first waving woman he came across. She was an attractive brunette, she was in her late thirties but looked as though she looked after herself, her body trim and well shaped.

“I’m Joe,” he said in polite greeting.

The man sitting beside Joe’s selection, a big brawny looking fellow with a thick handlebar moustache grabbed Joe by the wrist. “That’s my wife Jane,” he told Joe, glaring ominously at him. “You’d better take real good care of her Joe.”

Joe swallowed, “I will,” he squeaked nervously, before turning and hurriedly leading Jane back down the stairs towards the stage. As he returned to his chair he saw that Scott had selected a gorgeous busty blonde girl, wearing a Boston University t-shirt. Joe wondered if Scott knew her.

As the three contestants sat back down, their chosen volunteers were slowly stripped naked, the camera lingering over the three beautiful women. They were then taken to the gynecologist tables and laid out on them, their legs spread wide in preparation for the final game. The models from the first round were back again and obediently fluffing the three remaining contestants, getting them ready for the last game.

Kent Hamilton stepped up to the end of Owen’s volunteer’s table and unzipped his fly. He fed his cock into the pretty young Asian girls mouth and she began to obediently suck on him as he started to explain the next game.

Joe reached down and ran his hand through Holly’s hair as the pretty maid sucked him off, his cock quickly getting hard.

“Oh that’s good!” Kent breathed before looking up at the camera. “In this final game our three contestants will have ten minutes to fuck our three..oh yeah..beautiful volunteers.” Kent moaned softly, “Suck it baby. Each of the girls has their finger on a red button, whenever they feel they are orgasming they will press that button. Each time a contestants volunteer cums the contestant will get fifty points.”

Kent stepped back from the girl, his cock popping from her mouth. He zipped up. “Okay gentlemen, please take your positions between your volunteer’s thighs.

“On your marks,” Kent said as they each took their positions. Joe lined his cock up with Jane’s open pussy, fully erect again thanks to Holly’s talented mouth.

“Get set..” Joe took hold of Jane’s thighs for leverage as Kent raised his hand.

“Fuck!” shouted Kent, dropping his hand.

Joe and Scott immediately plunged their cocks into their respective volunteer cunts, causing both women to moan loudly. In between them Owen seemed to be having a little trouble getting it up, the young Asian girl looking down with frustration as Owen started stroking his cock in his hand.

Joe pounded away at Jane, slightly nervous when he remembered that her rather large husband was watching from the audience. Jane gave a small moan as he continued to stroke against her, watching her relatively large breasts jiggle with each pump from his hips.

Suddenly a buzzer sounded and Joe heard Scott’s young blonde moaning in pleasure, she’d already had one orgasm!

“Scott’s score jumps to 210, but he’s still in last place,” came the voice of the announcer.

Jane’s shaking tits entranced Joe, his cock felt great buried in her cunt. He reached down with both hands and brushed his fingertips across Jane’s nipples, causing the older woman to groan softly. Encouraged by her response he cupped her large tits and gave them a squeeze.

“That feels good Joe, do me harder,” whispered Jane softly. “Fuck me in front of my husband!” Joe gave a moan of his own and squeezed harder at Jane’s tits, now hammering his hips between her thighs, the sound of their slapping flesh filling the room.

“Half your time is up!” announced Kent. Suddenly the buzzer went off again, Scott had given his volunteer a second orgasm.

“Impressive stuff,” noted Kent.

“Scott’s score jumps to 260, only 10 behind Joe. Owen ‘Limp Dick’ Banks is still in the lead with 310 points!” said the announcer’s voice. Owen seemed to get desperate at that statement, he moved around to the other end of the table and fed his cock into the mouth of his volunteer in a frantic effort to get hard.

Joe pinched and twisted Jane’s nipples and then moved one hand down to rub his thumb across Jane’s clit while he fucked her. This seemed to help matters, he could feel the lovely women’s cunt get wetter around his pumping cock.

“Two minutes left!” the announcer called out.

Owen was finally hard, he rushed back around to between his volunteers thighs and pushed himself inside her.

The buzzer went off for a third time! Scott was a fucking machine! “Scott moves to first equal with Owen on 310 points. Joe is now last on 270.”

“Keep going,” the woman urged Joe in a soft moan.

“One minute left!” came the countdown.

Joe pumped harder and faster, his cock like a piston between the woman’s thighs.

“Ten…nine…eight…” the studio audience all shouted out the countdown.

“That’s it!” groaned Jane.

“Seven…six…five…”

Joe thrust deeper into her.

“Four…three…two…”

Jane pushed the buzzer.

“One.”

“Time ups!” called Kent and the three men slowly pulled out of their volunteers. Jane was still moaning softly as Joe drew out of her, coasting down from her orgasm.

“With that last minute orgasm Joe Dingle has earned himself fifty points and shot into first place with 320 points!” said the announcer. “Owen and Scott are second equal on 310 points.”

“What a game!” said Kent. “Right down to the wire. Congratulations Joe.”

“Thanks,” Joe replied breathlessly, zipping himself up.

Kent turned to the camera’s, “We’ll be right back after the break with Joe Dingle competing in Round 3: ‘XXXX’ Challenge!”

As the crew was arranging the set for the final round, Holly, Joe’s maid/fluffer approached him, still looking incredibly sexy in her skimpy black and white outfit. “Would you like me to get you off before the last round?” she offered, licking her full red lips seductively.

Joe hesitated a moment, knowing what was coming. But despite ten solid minutes of fucking Jane he still felt drained from when he had cum in Bambi Buchanan’s face. “No, I think I’ll be okay,” he replied with a grateful smile.

Holly nodded, looking a tad disappointed, then headed back offstage.

Joe saw that Bambi had returned to the stage, along with Carmen, Jenna and Jordan the three celebrity guests. All four of the buxom women were completely naked and received a few wolf whistles from the appreciative studio audience.

The naked Bambi Buchanan approached Joe, causing his cock to twitch in appreciation.

“Hi there, Hotshot,” she said with a friendly smile, she reached out and took his hand drawing it to her ample right breast. Joe gave a slightly moan as he squeezed her incredibly firm and full breast. “We need you to strip off for the last game,” she explained as Joe groped her offered tit. “We’re about to get started again.”

“Okay,” Joe said, his voice squeaking slightly as Bambi moved away and headed back to speak with the three celebrities. The nervous parking warden hurried got undressed for the final game of ‘XXXX’.

“Welcome back to ‘XXXX’ folks!” Kent greeted the camera as filming resumed. ‘ROUND 3:XXXX CHALLENGE’ was on the screen at the back of the set. “We’ve got Joe Dingle, a parking enforcement officer from New York with us for the final game, the ‘XXXX’ Challenge!” Kent said.

The camera then panned across to Bambi and the naked celebrity guests. “As you can see me and girls are all set for the last game, and eager to begin,” Bambi said with a wink at the camera, she reached over and tweaked Jenna’s nipple.

“For the folks at home I’ll explain how the final round works,” Kent said, the camera still lingering on the four naked women. “Each of our three guests and Bambi herself have given us their favourite orifice that they like to be fucked in, or in Bambi’s case she’s a slut who likes all four so we’ve chosen one for her tonight.” Kent said with a chuckle. “Our contestant will have to guess which orifice each of our ladies prefers in seven rounds, pussy, mouth, ass or titty-fucking. In each round for every correct guess an ‘X’ will appear on the screen, but we won’t reveal which of his guesses was correct.”

“Enough rules lets fuck!” called out Jenna Jameson, causing a cheer to erupt from the audience.

“Sounds good to me!” agreed Bambi with a smile.

“Okay Joe, are you all ready?” Kent asked the nervous contestant.

“Sure am,” Joe agreed.

“Then let the first round begin,” said Kent. “You have four strokes in each of the ladies to test an orifice, and remember, if you cum, then you’re eliminated.” he reminded Joe as he headed towards the four naked women.

Joe stepped in front of the incredibly beautiful and sexy foursome. He couldn’t believe that he had the opportunity to do almost anything he wanted to the buxom stars under the guise of the game. They all sat on a long bench, awaiting Joe’s instructions.

“Turn around and bend over the bench,” he ordered them, he wanted to fuck them all first, just so he could say that he had. There was no sense in guessing too quickly he decided.

Joe stepped up to Carmen Elektra who was first in the line and knelt down behind her. Damn she looked gorgeous from this angle, she had the greatest ass. He seized her hips and lined himself up with her cunt. With a soft moan from both him and Carmen he pushed himself up into her pussy.

“Oh yeah!” he breathed and started to stroke in and out of her cunt, taking his allotment of four strokes. Carmen moaned softly and pushed back against him and all too soon he had to pull out of her.

Supermodel Jordan was next and Joe knelt down behind her, running a hand across her shapely ass before lining up his cock with the next cunt in the line. He was hard as a rock, it was a definite turn on to be working his way along a line of beautiful women. Jordan gasped slightly as Joe pushed up into her. He held her by the hips and gave four long and slow thrusts deep into her pussy before he reluctantly pulled out, as much fun as this was it would be a rather frustrating game he was sure.

Jenna was next in the line, Joe trembling slightly as he pushed his cock into the busty adult movie actress. How many bigger and more skilled cocks had the porn star had in her pussy in the past? Jenna didn’t seem too impressed as he took his four thrusts into her clutching vagina.

Last in the line was Joe’s dream-girl, Bambi “Triple Double D” Buchanan, he hesitated a moment as he stood behind her, looking down at her very inviting bent over posterior. He then changed his mind and moved around to the other end of her, offering his cock towards her face. Bambi compliantly opened her lips and let him push his cock into her mouth. After his failure to get a blowjob from her in the previous round he was determined to experience the feeling of her mouth.

Joe moaned as Bambi immediately started to suck heavily at his cock. He gently took hold of the top of her head and stroke back and forth in her mouth four times, feeling his cock drag across her hungry tongue, driving him wild. When he reluctantly pulled out there was a slurping smack of Bambi’s lips as she equally reluctantly released him from her mouth.

“Two X’s!” announced Kent, “a great start!”

Joe’s cock was hard as a rock, this was going to be harder than he thought. He’d wanted to fuck their asses next as that seemed such a wicked thing to do, but he thought that would be too much after fucking Bambi’s wonderful mouth.

“Sit back on the seats please,” he told the women as he stepped up to Carmen once again. He stood directly in front of her, his cock lined up with her face. Carmen instinctively leant forward and licked the tip of Joe’s cock, lapping up the drop of precum that had emerged. Joe however had other ideas, he pushed her head back and bent his knee’s slightly, placing his hard cock against Carmen’s ample breasts.

“Mmm,” he moaned in appreciation as he hefted Carmen’s heavy tits and pressed them together around his erection. Carmen Elektra’s breasts felt fantastic as he pressed them together around his hard cock and started to shove with his hips, fucking up into her deep cleavage. As he titfucked her his hands squeezed at the sides of Carmen’s big tits, this felt great!

After his four strokes he moved on to Jordan. He paused in front of her and reached out and grabbed both of her big tits in his hands, giving them a firm squeeze as he remembered his blindfolded fondling. Jordan licked her lips in anticipation as he pinched her nipples and Joe was briefly tempted to shove his cock into her alluring mouth. But he decided he was best to do this systematically if he was going to do guess correctly and win.

He crouched slightly and pushed his cock up between Jordan’s ample boobs, gripping the sides of them and he sawed slowly back and forth between them, savoring the feel of the ample pillows wrapped around his hard cock.

He moved to Jenna next, looking her in the eyes and he pushed his cock between her tits. Jenna, who was no stranger to titty fucking held her own big tits, pressing them together over Joe’s hard shaft as he thrust against her chest. She seemed more responsive than when he had fucked her cunt, but it was hard to tell as he hadn’t been able to see her face before.

Joe stepped up to Bambi, his cock throbbing as he was suddenly nervous. He gave her tits a preliminary grope and then laid his cock in her cleavage, pressing the vast melons together around the shaft. Bambi gave a quiet moan as Joe pushed against her tits, closing his eyes slightly to enhance the feel of her titflesh rubbing against his cock. He gave her the permitted four strokes and then stepped back.

This time only a single X appeared on the scoreboard, only one of the women had titfucks as their chosen orifice.

“Bend over again,” Joe ordered, it was assfucking time! There was something very arousing about telling four lovely women to bend over for him to receive his cock up their butts!

Joe moved behind Carmen and once again seized her by the hips. This time however he lined his hard cock up with a different hole. He was about to fuck Carmen Elektra in the ass! Joe gave a loud moan as he pushed his cock slowly into Carmen tight rear end. The busty brunette cried out as Joe’s cock pushed it’s way into her bowel. She moaned as he tightly gripped her hips and started to push in and out of her, each thrust taking him slightly deeper. Carmen’s ass felt incredibly tight, squeezing his cock and threatening to wring the cum out of him.
Joe was breathing heavily as he pulled out of Carmen’s ass and moved over to Jordan, he was going to be hard pressed to last through this round without cumming. “Ow!” Jordan cried out in pain as Joe pushed his cock up into her ass. He held her by the hips and tried to pump his cock against her ultra tight asshole. The busty model was obviously not that used to anal sex and didn’t seem to enjoy it very much, that was one option he could safely cross off his list of guesses.

Next up was Jenna Jameson, who Joe knew for sure was no stranger to anal sex. He lined himself up with the voluptuous porn-stars ass and pushed up inside her. Jenna moaned as Joe thrust against her, he was able to shove himself quite hard and deep as the experienced porn star ground herself back against him. For those four rapid thrusts Joe was in heaven.

He pulled out of the gorgeous Jenna and moved to the end of the line where Bambi was waiting. Joe hesitated a moment as he stared down at Bambi’s gorgeous ass, beautifully presented as she bent over the long bench. His hands shaking Joe dropped to his knees behind her and placed his hands on her firm ass-cheeks.

“Ready Bambi?” he asked, giving her ass a squeeze.

“Do it!” she breathed lustfully in reply.

Joe pulled apart the gorgeous co-hosts buttocks and pushed his cock into her ass. Bambi let out a moan as he thrust up into her. “Oh yeah!” moaned Joe as he thrust a second time into Bambi’s butt hole.

“You like that eh Dingle?” asked Kent, grinning broadly.

“Oh yeah!” Joe repeated, thrusting a third and forth time before pulling out. He looked up at the screen and saw that a single X lit up. So now he knew that one of the ladies liked it up the butt, one liked titty fucking and one like straightforward vaginal intercourse. Hang on, Joe thought, he didn’t know the pussy thing for sure as he’d used Bambi’s mouth and not her cunt in round one.

“Half way now Joe, this is your forth round,” Kent reminded the contestant as he moved back to Carmen at the start of the line.

“Sit up again ladies,” Joe instructed as he stepped up and offered his hard cock towards Carmen’s mouth. The voluptuous brunette actress made a face as he waved his cock towards her lips and she quickly leant forward and wrapped her big tits around Joe’s cock.

Joe gave a moan as Carmen started to pump her tits over his cock, he loved the way her breasts felt, but he did wonder why she’d avoided her mouth. Carmen finished her four pumps on Joe’s cock, the abundant pillows of her breasts feeling sensational around his cock after the tightness of the four celebrities asses. Joe moved on to Jordan now, determined to feel her mouth. The voluptuous model was taken slightly by surprise as Joe quickly shoved his cock straight into her mouth, not giving her the same chance to dodge that he’d given to Carmen.

Jordan gagged slightly as her lips were forced open by Joe’s intruding manhood. He held her head and rapidly pumped her mouth, his cock driving deep and balls slapping against her chin. When Joe finally pulled out, his four thrusts complete, Jordan coughed and spluttered, shooting him a dark look as he moved down the line to Jenna.

Joe pushed his cock towards the blonde porn-star’s face and Jenna immediately opened her mouth, leaning forward and capturing the parking warden’s cock between her lips. Joe let out a moan as Jenna swallowed his dick, her tongue swiping along the underside and doing wonderful things Joe could barely describe. Jenna drew back to the head of his cock, once again swirling her tongue skillfully before plunging back down his shaft, this time taking him into her throat as her nose pressed to his belly.

“Oh fuck!” Joe groaned as Jenna drew back once again. He grabbed the top of her head and pushed her down a third time, pushing his hips forward at the same time. Fuck she was good at this, almost as talented as Bambi. Joe’s cock shuddered at the thought of Bambi’s mouth and he gave Jenna’s mouth one more quick thrust and then pulled out, his cock dangerously close to overflowing.

Moving on to Bambi Joe tried to regain his composure, he was only halfway through the round after all, he had to hold on. As he stepped in front of Bambi he realized he’d already tried her mouth, but had not yet sampled her cunt. He instructed her to turn around, so she stood up and bent over, bracing herself with both hands on the bench and Joe stepped behind her and took hold of her by the hips.

Joe tried to imagine a baseball game in his head, anything to take his mind off the thought he was about to fuck Bambi Buchanan. Lining himself up with her pussy he shoved forward, his cock sinking into her warm, inviting pussy. “Ahh!” moaned Joe, slowly taking his four thrusts, not going too deep within Bambi to avoid pushing himself over the edge.

When he was finally done he pulled out and glanced up at the scoreboard. None of the X’s were lit.

“Bad luck Joe, none right that time,” said Kent. He then turned to the camera’s, “time for a commercial break, we’ll be right back.”

Joe was very grateful for the quick break. Holly brought him out a glass of water from which he took a long swallow. “Can you get me off now?” Joe asked her hopefully.

The pretty maid shook her head. “I can’t now that you’ve started the ‘XXXX’ Challenge round I’m afraid.”

“Okay,” Joe said in disappointment, he’d just have to do his best to maintain control. Holly hurried back off stage as the ad break finished and Kent resumed the action for Joe’s fifth round of guesses.

Joe stepped up to Carmen Elektra. “Suck!” he ordered her, making no mistake of his desire so she couldn’t avoid it. Carmen obediently leant forward and took his cock into her hot mouth. Her expression didn’t show any disgust as it had last time, perhaps it was just the fact he had just been in the ladies asses that put her off sucking him.

He gave a moan as Carmen’s head bobbed over his cock, she was good, although not in the same league as Bambi and Jenna. Once he’d had four long sucks from Carmen he moved on to Jordan.

Joe paused a moment, he was quickly running out of time and had to work out what position these ladies preferred. All he knew for sure about Jordan was that she didn’t like oral and from the way she’d reacted he was pretty sure she didn’t think much of anal either. Making a guess he stepped up close to her and lifted her ample tits up, wrapping them around his cock. Jordan gave a slight moan, encouraging Joe as he thrust his cock up between Jordan’s breasts.

Her massive tits felt heavy in his hands as he squeezed them together around his shaft and began to thrust with his hips between them. On the forth and final thrust Jordan leant down and licked the tip of his cock as it emerged between her big jugs.

“That was great,” Joe whispered to her as he moved on to Jenna.

Joe knew that oral was not Jenna’s preferred style and only one of the girls like titty-fucking, so that was probably Jordan. Jenna hadn’t been particularly reactive when he’d fucked her so this time he had her lie on her back on the bench so he could see her face as he pushed into her. He straddled the bench between Jenna’s thighs, pulling her legs up around him as he moved in towards her. He briefly hesitated between her two entrances and then pushed his cock up into Jenna’s ass.

The busty porn actress let out a gasp as Joe thrust into her ass, she moaned slightly as he reamed her ass rapidly, taking four deep lunges within her.

Joe then moved to Bambi, the ad break had given him a chance to cool down and he wanted to sample the co-host’s lovely mouth again. He pulled her head down to his crotch again and let her do the work, her full lips parting to take him inside her incredible mouth and her head bobbing rapidly as she worked her magic on him, sending pleasure soaring through his body.

When he pulled out of Bambi’s mouth and looked up at the scoreboard Bambi winked and licked her lips.

“Three X’s!” announced Kent. “That’s your best so far!”

Joe’s mind worked quickly as he tried to figure out what that meant. There was only one of those that were incorrect. He was certain that Jordan liked titty-fucking and he also guessed that Bambi’s lip licking display was a clue to her favourite as well. That meant either Carmen or Jenna was incorrect and he had two rounds left to decide which. One of them had to be anal and from the first round he assumed Bambi’s mouth was one X so the other had to be cunt.

Joe grinned as he moved in front of Carmen, with two round left he could try both combinations, he was sure he would win now, all he had to do was make sure he didn’t cum, and with two more rounds in Bambi’s mouth it wasn’t going to be easy.

Joe gritted his teeth and pinched the base of his cock as he worked his way along the line. Thrusting four times into Carmen’s ultra tight ass, four times between Jordan’s breasts, four times into Jenna’s cunt and four times into Bambi’s mouth.

Joe looked up at the scoreboard. Only two X’s.

“Last round Joe,” Kent told him. “You need to get four X’s to win our grand prize.”

Joe nodded, his cock trembling. He stepped up to Carmen and thrust four times into her cunt, then moved on to Jordan and worked her cleavage for four thrusts. So far, so good but the hardest was yet to come. Jenna moaned as he shoved his cock in and out of her ass four times, keeping it as shallow as he thought he could get away with.

He then moved on to Bambi, his cock super-close to exploding. It seemed very dirty to be coming straight from Jenna’s ass to Bambi’s mouth but the buxom blonde co-host didn’t bat an eyelid as she licked up the glistening precum from the head of Joe’s penis and then sucked the long shaft into her talented mouth. “Ahhh!” Joe let out a lustful moan as Bambi bobbed her head over his groin. He squeezed his hands into tight fists as she slowly and excruciatingly worked his cock. Those four long sucks seemed to take an eternity and he never thought he’d ever want a blowjob from Bambi Buchanan to be over with, but his balls were in absolute agony.

When the fourth suck was complete and Bambi finally released him he looked up at the scoreboard.

“Four X’s!!” cried out Kent. “Congratulations Joe Dingle, you are our ‘XXXX’ Champion!”

The audience cheered and applauded loudly as Joe went slightly weak at the knees. He’d won! The show’s theme music played as Kent came up beside him and clapped him on the back.

“Well done Joe, you’ve won a three week holiday for two in romantic Paris and fifty thousand dollars spending money!” Kent told him as Joe smiled, slightly bewildered by the whole affair. He could hardly believe he’d won, actually all he could think about was his aching testicles.

“And that’s not the best part Joe,” Kent explained. “You’ll be accompanied on this sexy vacation by your choice from our voluptuous celebrities.” Kent pointed to where Carmen, Jordan and Jenna were all bent over on the bench, presenting their posteriors towards him. Bambi stood off to the side slightly, clapping politely.

Kent gestured down towards Joe’s trembling manhood. “I’m sure after such an intense third round you’d like to do something about that,” Kent said with chuckle. He then gestured towards the three bent over women, “Go and select your prize, whichever pussy you cum in you can take with you to France.”

Joe almost ran forward, to everyone’s surprise instead of plunging himself into Carmen, Jordan or Jenna he grabbed Bambi Buchanan by the wrist and spun her around, seizing her hips and shoving his cock deep into the busty co-hosts pussy. Joe arched his back and let out a shout of relief as he cum spurted up inside the gorgeous blonde.

Kent couldn’t help but laugh at this. “Well it looks like our lucky winner is taking none other than Bambi Buchanan away for an erotic three week vacation in romantic Paris. We’ll be back next week with another exciting and sexy episode of ‘XXXX’ the sexiest, raciest, most risqué game-show on television!”
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