Children's card games, determine the fate of the world more than guns and military power. And you have an even greater power, a letter that can control the minds of others and **** them to become a devoted ****--subservient to you. Be warned, the letter doesn't get rid of any personality traits and I meant what I said when I said devoted. Some of the women may... do things to serve you.

In the words of the Greatest Pipsqueak Yugi Muto: It's time to duel.