The episode with Armand threw a scare into Martin and me. Martin was very tired for the next two days and slept a lot. It was more than a month before I initiated any sexual contact between us again. It was a cool but sunny day in October and Martin was sitting in his wing backed chair looking out the window at the fall colours and the sea with a book in hi...
(A TIGER) *Do you have a husband?* you ask. The question seems somehow comical once the words have left your mouth. You cough/ feeling strangely uncomfortable. Something about the way Maria Marquez is staring at you. Shaking her head: *I have many boyfriends but they dont know how to make love to a woman. They only know how to FUCK FUCK FUCK and fa...
Part II: Sophomore I want to tell you about this 20 year-old "boy" in my Biology class. "I made up my mind -- there is no turning back she's been good to me, and she deserves better than that ..." the new century's rendition of New Kids on the Block sings about being faithful while I sit here beside you in your car. The cold rain is gently falling; and I s...
This is a fictitious take on an event that actually happened. Names were changed to protect the innocent and the not so innocent... * The Reunion As time goes by we all get older and our pasts manage to catch up with up. Mine was no different, in the form of a letter. The Greater Reunion Company had tracked me down (thanks, mom and dad!) and sent me not...
George came up off the sand like roused water buffalo, but then staggered, bending over, hands grabbing his balls, with a sharp cry. "Jesus!" he wheezed. More tentatively, he hobbled toward the ocean, but he did allow his man-sized package to swing free. A man with dignity, but he winced at each step. "Is he going to drown her, now?" asked Sandra. "I never...
This is the story of how God left his unmistakable fingerprints on our lives once again, something he'd been doing a LOT of since the time shortly before the birth of our son, Ryan. Ten years ago, 12/11/2005 to be exact, I was awakened around 4:00am by the phone call that no parent ever wants to receive. My wife awoke me, calling from the hospital room wher...
I knew, as I opened the door to the nightclub where I worked, that as soon as Kari saw me, she was going to freak. I was right. "Oh my God!" Kari exclaimed as soon as she saw me. Since she was in charge of the seven dollar entrance fee she was always right next to the door. "What the hell happened to your hair?" The truth: my father. He'd come home (dru...
[When I was growing up, there was a popular feature in Reader's Digest, then a huge-circulation U.S. magazine, that described different body organs in the manner I am employing here.] * When viewing an attractively-dressed woman, both women and men are likely to focus on her breasts and her bottom, as both are prominently displayed even under clothing. Bu...
"I think he's awake!" emanated an excited whisper. "Good morning, baby." cooed another voice. Of course, our hero Peter had no trouble identifying whose voices they were – they belonged to two of his ever-so-gorgeous and ever-so-busty concubines. His eyes were just beginning to flutter open and focus in the morning light, but he knew right away that Kels...
Captain Janeway of the USS Voyager sat in her private bath in her quarters, feeling the water moving over her body. She loved the feeling of hot water moving over her naked skin instead of the pressure from the sonic showers. Occasionally when she had her physical with the doctor, he might remark about her odour, and that bath's didn't remove all the dirt an...