In the Warehouse 13 Episode "13.1", Fargo from the show "Eureka" arrives at the Warehouse to do an upgrade of the computer system. In the opening scene of the episode, Claudia Donovan and her new boyfriend, hardware store worker Todd, are making out on the couch in the foyer of Leena's Bed and Breakfast. Claudia appears more excited about the upcoming upgrad...
Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges. As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up. Takes Festivus Pole This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...
Katie Monk, dressed in those kind of pink shorts that flair out in a cute way at the bottoms and with her magnificent top crammed into a plain white shirt that threatened to have its buttons blown off by tit pressure, looked up the street and finally smiled. She spotted Rick's cream and red 1959 Lincoln convertible approaching a low speed. Mick always drove...
Darin looked over the numbers, satisfied. It had been three weeks since Sweet Curves burned down, and before the first week was over, business had increased enough that he'd agreed to hire five more of its former dancers, bringing the total to nine. He didn't know if all the new customers came as a result of the fire, but the strip club message boards had be...
MaMa sent a little note to Abi and Lee via the new kitchen help/maid Kitty. "I would be delighted if you two would kindly join me for a chat over breakfast tomorrow morning, say, 8.30am in my rooms. Love MaMa" It had been two days since they had visited Mrs Stoney and 3 days for her. "Why do we always arrived early Abi?" "No extras for early, unless of...
I looked at the box holding the Kate Moss 27 cartridge almost afraid to open it. I mean after the drunken debacle with the sixty year old Farah Fawcett and then the screaming bitch tease of a twenty-nine year old Farah I couldn't imagine what would happen next. I mean after the incredible demo I experience on the game system at Bestus Buy, where a fifty-five...
In celebration of Earth Day, I want to look at some simple things that all families can do each and every day that would make a major difference to slowing if not reversing Climate Change. I want to focus on what has been coined as the new 3 R's: reduce, re-use, recycle. But before we look at the specifics, I want to begin with the basics: why your family sh...
PREFACE This essay is long as it must be in order to be as comprehensive as possible. However, it is in sections for your reading convenience. The reason for it being so long is to present as many facts and evidence as possible, yet the subject is so huge as to preclude all facts and evidence, namely, that the bible is very much in error, and that it is pro...
After my exile from my home to study the dull career of computer programming, I've been overexposed to the internet trolling and the quite side of living the bachelor's life. For me it was weird to image that some people couldn't blossom as I did, but some people just won't shut up about how its SOOO hard to find anyone. This is list for that "Forever Alone"...
Preface In my first story, The Devil's Gateway, one of the main characters—Liv—teaches a class for lesbians who have, or had, great difficulty with Christian doctrines that have caused them much discomfort with regard to their undeniable lesbianism. Liv termed her class as The Truth of the Lies. The lies she exposes are the so-called inerrant truths as pre...