[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] Caveat: if you dig the Octomom and the idea of pregnancy, then soldier on; if not, you are dismissed. * My name is Thurman. I am a billionaire. I bought one of those many on line website gossip columns that have an occasional presence on TV as well. I paid much too much...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
The Coalition president, Vladimir Zakhvatchikov excused himself to go to the bathroom, but found it difficult to concentrate on emptying his bladder at the thought of what was to come. Unexpectedly, Ludmila Mudak had landed back aboard the aircraft carrier Lenin with Volk and it seemed she had every intention of rekindling the passion they'd once shared. He...
Note: All character in this story are at least 18 years of age, and are completely fictional. * Joe clambered through the window, and landed deftly on his feet in Anna's bedroom. He needed to be quiet, if he was not to wake her. This was too good of an opportunity to screw up. Joe had been wanting Anna for months. They went to the same high school, were b...
Very early this New Year's morning, my so-called shy wife was lying naked, face down on our bed as a new friend massaged her whole body while his wife and I closely watched silently, lustily. To be fair, Deni had a towel, folded into a small strip, across her sexy, naked ass. Gorgeous Rita was in just a small bra and panty; I was just wearing my briefs. We w...
James was standing there naked, his exposed penis throbbing and bouncing up and down in all it's 14 inch majesty. His hands were handcuffed and were raised above his head, attached to a wire-rope that hung from the ceiling. He was fully erect, yet he was not enjoying himself as much as he should have been. It kind of seemed like he was in a dream, but he kne...
It was my birthday and also my privilege to have Denise call on me for the special day. Denise even showed up in her white nurse's uniform for my exclusive pleasure, knowing it was the best possible present she could give me. So many of my younger fantasies had been generated by knowing Denise as a family friend and having encountered her now as an adult a...
In the first essay, The Bible, Fundamentalists & Lesbian Sex, sixty-four (64) major errors were found along with eight (8) probable errors, and that in only the first eight (8) chapters of Genesis. The reason for that first essay is to combat the hatred that the Fundamentalist/Evangelical preachers are spewing from their pulpits from believing that what's in...
After many years of being in the various "scenes" and having been thru more than 500 one night stands and dozens of "relationships" , some shared some monogamous, and 5 engagements I final came up with a set of rules. Now the before was not said as a boast or brag but more as a resume for me writing these rules. I have seen the effects of dating a psycho ( a...
Chapter 14: Feed the Birds Jane made the final payments, and so the trio left with the promise to come back soon. As they were walking back to the car, Charlie asked, "So what was up with you in there, Jane?" "What?" she brazenly answered back, putting on her sunglasses. "Oh, don't take us as fools. You were exceptionally nice in there. You paid them far...