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A Shitty Way to End a Marriage

by qhml1 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Okay, by now most of you know I'm out of work for another three weeks. To make my life more fun, my septic tank backed up. Two hundred fifty bucks to pump it. For exercise I've been walking around the neighborhood. I'll be honest, 75% of my neighbors are jerks, but the few I like I'll stop and talk with. I was telling my friend Brian about my septic problems...

Tornado Warning!

by Deborah on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Tornado Warning!" is yet another true episode in the sexual story of my life. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past "sins" is part of my repentance. I am deathly afraid of tornadoes. For good reason. I am not afraid of a little blowing, but get real! Tornadoes are just too damn frightening. A few years back, on one afternoon in May, twelve people were...

Farewell to the Dancing Man

by Cromagnonman on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

In a recent story, 'A Message to Cane Toads', the cane toad mentioned that he had written several novels, this is the start of one of them. It was written some 25 years ago and I thought that I had lost it when the floppy disc that I'd stored it on decided that it wouldn't let me access the file. A couple of days ago I was going through some old papers I had...

Conditioning of a Scat Slave Pt. 13

by subtlesurrender on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

The Ultimate Punishment Alone again in a bathroom; chained to a toilet bowl. At least this time Claudia had ample shit at her disposal. Almost the entirety of her load lay on the floor, as did the overflow from Shitface's diarrhea; which was in itself substantial. This time she wanted to savor the moment and avoid being left with nothing to do again. Let's...

Abby Ch. 20

by Kezza67 on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The next day dawned cloudy but dry. Now that George Walker was coming on Friday, her plans for that day, which was to lay out her ensemble for the Ball, were brought forward to today. She mentioned this to Mary at breakfast, after scolding her for trying to slip another rasher of bacon, and a slightly higher mound of scrambled egg on her plate. Mary took the...

Strip Monopoly

by LstDghter1 on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

I was a normal fresher at university. Getting settled into the basic accommodation, may be best described as very basic. It had a bed, wardrobe, a desk area and draws. Guess that was all I needed. There was a kitchen shared between 9 others as well as a room with sofas and a TV in it. It was a normal first term, the usual parties and getting to know the peo...

Adam and Amber

by StacattoandWish on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Adam's Story Birthdays! Normally I really don't mind them, but this next one is going to be the pits! The next one is going to be one of the birthdays which have a zero at the end of it. This is the one I've really been dreading, this it the birthday that makes me 60! Even the sound of it seems old. Every time I drive, the speed limit signs keep reminding m...

Trailer Trash Teen Hates Rules Ch. 08

by RetroFan on Mar 25, 2019
Fetish

INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - When Bob and Anna Wilson and their three adult kids John, Kate and Dylan along with spoiled cousin Madison went camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, they met and befriended two young men in the US on a working holiday - brash Australian David, better known as Davo, and his friend Travis, originally from New Zealand. While Madi...

Pasha on the Playa Pt. 03

by SierraSprite on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Trouble in Truckee After the wild night of loving in the rental truck, everyone stood having breakfast in trees at the edge of our lot. I carefully backed the truck down off the road to a flat spot where it could be emptied. In half an hour, there was an enormous pile of boxes, bedding, Pashamobile and loose ends. We would need more tarps to protect it. It...

Farewell to the Dancing Man Ch. 25-29

by Cromagnonman on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE Cynthia's Story Dinner turned out to be a pleasant but uneventful occasion, the talk centred on what each of us had done during the day. Rebecca's of course was heavily censored, but Peter's account of his day had both children interested and for the first time in I don't know how long I felt that we were close as a family. After dinne...