Jay was a late bloomer. He never had a girlfriend in high school, nor in college. When he was twenty three he finally did get his cherry popped by an unremarkable girl, in a rushed and forgettable ten minutes. Except you never do forget your first time, no matter how regrettable, or mediocre it was. He ended up with his first girlfriend by the time he reache...
"No problem boss, I'll have those numbers to you by tomorrow." I laid the phone down on my desk and focused on what was transpiring in my back yard. My wife lay face down in her chaise lounge while the neighbor kid rubbed tanning oil on her back. I couldn't help but chuckle. Traci made quite a sight with her bronze skin clad in a neon green bikini top--und...
This is the first part of a story about David's transition. It includes descriptions of oral and gay sex, shopping, and political intrigue. If you like it, there's more to come. ***** July 2015 Sara and Alexis left their dates at the dinner table while they went outside to have a cigarette. Neither of them fit the Vogue or Cosmo ideal of beauty, but neith...
Of course when I walked out of jail with my attorney, I wasn't thinking anything about how Susan and I had met, and how happy we had been. To tell you the truth, I was thinking about killing the Reverend William "Billy" Thornton. My attorney finally sat me down and started explaining the facts of life to me. As I mentioned earlier, he told me my one oppor...
When I was an 18-year old senior in high school, my girlfriend Anne Marie who was also eighteen, was struggling to get her math credits so she could graduate from high school and go on to college. Numbers came easy to me so it was hard for me to understand what she was struggling with and help her. It just seemed like she got easily frustrated and gave up....
Every year my wife Cathy and her friend Debbie are fortunate enough to be sent to New Orleans on "business." After spending each day in meetings they quickly go to Bourbon Street for a fun filled afternoon of drinking and flirting. Well, Cathy flirts, Debbie fucks. Let me correct that again. Cathy did flirt, Debbie fucks, now so does Cathy. Now before I go...
1. What do the X-Change pills do? The X-Change pills contain a safe medical formula which will quickly change a man into a woman, or a woman into a man. 2. Is it safe? Yes. The X-Change pills are completely safe and FDA approved and doctor recommended for use by everyone. 3. How does it work? A scientific explanation is very long and boring, but the sho...
The last time I measured my penis a few years ago. I was still growing. I was a teenager. It was 6 inches. I figured by the age of 21 I could squeeze another 1/4 inch, possibly 1/2... 6 1/2. But that was a stretch. Without girlfriend, without job, without life, I jerked-off all the time, mainly at night to pass the time. I slept during the day. At 2 in the...
We were friends all through school and many classes found us sitting near one another. My last name begins with "S", his with "V". Even our lockers were neighbors. He always seemed to be around me – one way or another. I spent most of my high school years fantasizing about him. In those years, once the hormones had kicked in, I wondered what it would have be...
Note: I'm a bit bummed out by all the serious Winter Holiday Contest stories this year, including my own previous entries, so am offering this bit of fluff for your amusement. Enjoy! * Lotta Tits was depressed. Christmas was coming soon and she hadn't been laid for months. You see, Lotta had a vagina that was 16 inches deep. The normal 6 inch cock barely...