Humor & Satire
Note: I'm a bit bummed out by all the serious Winter Holiday Contest stories this year, including my own previous entries, so am offering this bit of fluff for your amusement. Enjoy!
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Lotta Tits was depressed. Christmas was coming soon and she hadn't been laid for months. You see, Lotta had a vagina that was 16 inches deep. The normal 6 inch cock barely...
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NYCfreakM
on Sep 16, 2017
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Newby [11:34 PM]: hi
NYCfreakM [11:35 PM]: whats going on?
Newby [11:37 PM]: nothing much...u?
NYCfreakM [11:37 PM]: uhhhh..... nuthing... just waiting to get sleepy so i can fall asleep.
Newby [11:38 PM]: awwwwwwwwww
Newby [11:38 PM]: want me to sing you a lullabye
NYCfreakM [11:38 PM]: lol
Newby [11:38 PM]: or do u just want to re...
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PandoraSpox
on Sep 14, 2017
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//****Foreword:
In order to save the privacy of my friend and myself, I've changed our screen names.
This started out as a casual conversation. Quite frankly, I feel kind of guilty about this because my friend has an online girlfriend already. The only reason I tried to seduce him was just to SEE if I could because I used to have a huge crush on him. I thi...
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ellynei
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
The following is as authentic as anything based on memory can be. At least when my memory is the memory in question. It was originally written in my native language, Danish, in an attempt of mine to get past the experiences it covers and move on with my life. It has been edited for typos, and translated to English, but has since its creation neither been str...
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Cybergod
on Sep 16, 2017
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I am a hot guy who met online a hot gal from Romania, she said I was a god for cybersex. She sure is a goddess. I'll never forget you, Carmen Orosan!
Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:11): I just wanted to tell you that
Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:22): I was horny as hell all evening
Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:27): thinking of you
Ed (26/12/2008 2...
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WFEATHER
on Sep 16, 2017
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1:06:49 AM Nakajima: Do you have clothespins or bag clips or something similar available?
1:07:02 AM Tsujimoto: yes
1:07:26 AM Nakajima: Put one on each nipple and spend 15 seconds jumping up and down
1:07:35 AM Nakajima: Afterward, tell me about the experience
1:08:06 AM Tsujimoto: i'd try to act mad...but i'm grinning
1:08:15 AM Tsujimoto: be back i...
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Joseki Ko
on Sep 16, 2017
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[23:02] *lollops hurries back to the Tavern's door, ducking down to crawl under the partition in the door and then standing to race across the deserted Tavern to the kitchen, knowing the girl will be fast on her heels as she starts hunting for the often hidden cookies.
[23:04] *minna rises and makes her way to the kitchens, a gentle smile playing on silken...
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gunner3
on Sep 16, 2017
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Cheer_360: (12:13:13 PM) so i ask you to help me study for a test after school
nerd_3r: (12:13:19 PM) um
nerd_3r: (12:13:26 PM) what subject do u need help in?
nerd_3r: (12:13:38 PM) i say nervously
Cheer_360: (12:13:53 PM) cant you help me with anything?
nerd_3r: (12:14:17 PM) well yeh but if i know what u really need help in i can bring the books that...
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pedro55
on Sep 16, 2017
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This is real life transcript of a text trail. I have a friend, she is very sexy and I got to know the kind of sex she likes. It's the same kind I like. This is part 1 of many. I have substituted our real names to protect our identity.
19/08/2013 23:11:58: Slave: Tucked up in bed now! X
19/08/2013 23:13:23: Slave: Thank you for tonight x I'm going to go an...
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WFEATHER
on Sep 11, 2017
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11:48:54 AM - Tsujimoto: god i havn't blushed like this while talking to you in forever!
11:49:06 AM - Nakajima: :P
11:49:43 AM - Nakajima: I think you'd look cute blushing :)
11:50:29 AM - Tsujimoto: well thank you
11:50:41 AM - Tsujimoto: i do it often
11:51:15 AM - Nakajima: :)
11:51:33 AM - Nakajima: Would you be blushing if I was there and orde...
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