I. Sarah, Amy, Terry, Terry's daughter Mel, and I went together to the club Sarah belongs to the following Saturday. It was about 50 miles out of town in a very rural area. It can be very scenic in the fall, but ordinarily is not that interesting in the spring and summer. However, Amy and Sarah found a way to make the drive interesting by insisting that all...
*** This story is a work of fiction. It is in no way endorsed by or associated with the celebrities mentioned. *** All my life I've never had a problem with women because of being very well endowed. With me being 16 inches long and 8 inches around no girl could ever say no and I usually had a crowd of them around me whenever I broke up with a girlfriend. Th...
It all began with Sophia's ridiculous dare. We'd been sitting at Mason's Coffee Shop late one spring afternoon, sipping mochas (low-fat milk with whipped cream!) and taking a well-deserved breather from life as graduate students. As usual, Melinda was tapping away on her iPhone, texting as if she'd forgotten how to talk like the rest of us, somehow managin...
Then there was the Sunday before Labor Day weekend. Buck had told Suzanne that they were going for a drive. She looked at him quizzically but didn’t say anything. While she was in the shower Buck had gone into his office and gotten a rifle with a big scope on it, his 357 magnum and took the little 22 automatic out of the dresser drawer and put them in the tr...
Chapter 3: The Roommate Amy was a math prodigy. At 23, she was already working on the highest levels of theoretical math, the kind that would be used in quantum physics. She loved her work, and it helped distract her from the fact that she was short, slightly overweight, and didn't attract much attention from boys. Her Asian features were the best thing she...
"Hello, I'm ...." "Helen Hamilton!" I exclaimed. When my doorbell rang, I had idly wondered who it could be. I never guessed it would be one of the few women I fantasize about on a regular basis. I was stunned to see Helen Hamilton standing on my doorstep. "So you know who I am," she smiled. "I'm moving in next door and wanted to introduce myself." "Real...
Prolog Authors Note: It is strongly recommended, that Part 1 of this narrative be read to understand the setup of this particular story since it describes how Linda Wilson started her new job after receiving an associate's degree from a local community college. She began her first week with New World Marketing & Advertising as a receptionist/scheduler und...
"I'm not going to say it again, I won't marry you, I don't want to talk about it any more." "I thought you loved me." "You know I love you, Christ almighty, I tell you every time I see you." "Then why can't we get married?" "FUCK! Donna we've been over this a thousand times, you know why." I said as I got out of the bed that Donna and I had just made lov...
Chapter 20 Coital Cottage The phone rang. Gerald picked it up. "It's Bill," he heard at the other end. "How's it going?" Good," Gerald replied, "and you?" "Good," he replied. After chatting about the weather and other inconsequential things, Bill popped a question. "You remember that little lecture you gave us a while ago about the similarities and dif...
Cast of Characters [Note: Spoiler Alert - this includes updates that may ruin some plot points] Life as a New Hire Impossible gratitude to Nut Ranch who not only made this list - he made it thrice. Only my ineptitude had kept the first two creations from the light. As always, the subject matter is my responsibility. If you like it, it is probably someone...