This story is about New Seras. The city is known more for its crime than for anything else it exports. In the last ten years it has produced seven mass murderers and twice that many serial killers many of which still roam free untouchable by the police. Whenever something happens in New Seras there is only one man that anybody turns to for help. There is onl...
As you all may know, my wife and I spent our honeymoon with a black guy while I watched from a chair in our master bedroom. Connie is a little tease. She kept telling me how she wanted to spend her first birthday as a housewife. She wanted me to come up with suggestions and she wanted to hear good ones from me. I suggested two black men this time. She smil...
I awoke around 8.15 a.m. Jumped out of bed, threw back the curtains. The sky was bright blue and the sun was already quite warm. Today is my 50th birthday and it marks the beginning of the rest of my life after finally receiving my divorce papers in the post yesterday. I never really wanted much out of life except a loving husband, a couple of kids..... I go...
Frank had an ongoing fantasy. We had been married for four years and always it was the same thing. He wanted to dress me up, take me to a bar and watch me suck some strange man off in a public place. Finally, I gave up. It was his birthday. I told him we could go out that night and I would do it and then I never wanted to hear about it again. That night, wh...
I learned a lesson the other day. I found out that doing your best to take care of your family is not always appreciated and in some instances it can actually destroy your marriage. Candace and I have been married for more than twenty-five years and during that time we lived what most would consider an upper middle class life. We had three children, acquire...
Can pocket tits replace women, as dildos and vibrators have replaced men? "Hey, Vinnie, what you doin' standing there like that?" Angelo walked across the street to where his friend was standing with his hands in his pockets and smiling. "What you mean?" Vinnie stopped smiling, but did not remove his hands from his pockets. "You look like a fool smilin'...
I decided to take my friend Kristy to Vegas for her 31st birthday. I called her up, told her there was a car coming and told her to get ready because I had a surprise for her and that I'd meet her at the airport. I grabbed my gear and headed out and met her about an hour later. The flight wasn't leaving for awhile so we had a drink in the airport and I told...
You asked me, O Best Beloved, to tell you an Earth Day story that is about Nature. You wanted a story that was not Intelligent Design but Evolution by natural selection. So I've decided to tell you again how the elephant got its trunk. When you were much younger, I told you of The Elephant's Child who was full of 'satiable curiosity. That means he asked ev...
Graduate school was starting in a month and my nineteenth birthday would occur just before then. I was a bookworm. A tall, skinny, pretty boy with a fantastic memory and a confused heart. My Mom named me Riley and I began walking and talking earlier than most. I loved playing in my mom's closet and dresser drawers. Her clothes were colourful and soft, her p...
Inga loved to experiment. Even coming to America from her native Norway was an experiment. In Europe, she had been a circus performer, an acrobat. Unfortunately, she was never quite good enough to be a top star and eventually gave up the life when she was offered a marketing position with an American manufacturing company in Minnesota. She sold circus equip...