Humor & Satire
Author's Note: This is intended as a satirical look at the differences in communicative abilities of men and women.
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It was a little before 8:00 in the morning when the doorbell started ringing repeatedly. When Susan opened the door she saw that her daughter Kelly was standing outside the door crying. She immediately hug...
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cashfan47
on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic
Jim and I first met on August 18, 1986 at Fort Campbell, Kentucky where we were both stationed with the United States Army. I was a single twenty year old private and he was a married thirty nine year old sergeant with two teenage sons. His wife and sons were living in Indianapolis, Indiana while Jim was finishing his enlistment. I was assigned to his cleani...
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Kathy Gray
on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
This is not just a true story, it is a true full description of just one of the many sexual things I have done in my life. This one, however, is the first major sexual thing I ever did in public. It's a full description, of the very first time I ever flashed in public, at the ripe old age of 18.
I was dating a senior in high school at the time, and he, like...
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by
DAB32697
on Oct 13, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Descending the escalator into baggage claim of the West Palm Beach International Airport, my attention was drawn at once to a young man wearing a classic chauffeur uniform holding a small piece of poster board with my name written on it. Guessing him to be about my age, twenty-three; and also about my height, five-seven, I stepped up and told him that I was...
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by
lustfuldesires
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Authors Note: A special thanks to Embrielynn for her help in editing this story. I also posted on Lush under the name Deviant
I lean back and sip my morning coffee as the familiar sound of the computer coming alive fills the space where I sit. I am at home not at work. It is a Saturday and I am even hornier than usual. I should point out that I am a singl...
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by
HughMungus1
on Mar 17, 2020
Humor & Satire
THIRTY-SIX
A 36 pack of condoms; a bottle of lube; half a tank of gas. Let the fuckin' games begin!
The couple demand we meet 30 miles away, at 4:00 AM.
Upon arrival, attack dogs snarl at me from behind far too low a fence.
The person answering the front door doesn't look well. He informs me his wife awaits in the back bedroom. I watch as this dude — who...
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by
Badlands1
on Oct 6, 2020
Humor & Satire
THIRTY-SIX
A 36 pack of condoms; a bottle of lube; half a tank of gas. Let the fuckin' games begin!
The couple demand we meet 30 miles away, at 4:00 AM.
Upon arrival, attack dogs snarl at me from behind far too low a fence.
The person answering the front door doesn't look well. He informs me his wife awaits in the back bedroom. I watch as this dude ― who...
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by
bloodybaroness1
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
If there was anything Mark and I loved most, it was when I licked my pussy juices off of his stiff cock. Today was no different. It was the fourth "OFFICIAL" wrap party for our recently completed project. Mark had been giving me eyes all night, and me being the teasing slut that I am I paid him no mind but made sure to stay in his sights all night. At a rath...
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by
HughMungus1
on Mar 31, 2020
How To
"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."
― Mahatma Gandhi
"Opinions are like assholes, son; everybody's got one."
Marshall's attestation was more trite than: "Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."
"Correct," I responded, "but the truth is like a nine inch cock; only a few of us possess those."
The husband's smug smirk...
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by
Antidarius
on Sep 28, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
© Antidarius 2020
*This is a work of fan-fiction. The author, Antidarius, does not claim ownership of any characters or titles mentioned that are the existing property of other entities.*
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D.I.A.N.N.E.
Chapter 4: Ascending to The Heights
P: 24 M: 28 S: 16
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--Day Four: Sunday, 23r...
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