The good news is my wife is from the Philippines. The bad news is my wife is from the Philippines. Because, in addition to my wife, I LOVE prostitutes. Just read my other stories on this site--they're all about hookers one way or another. Despite (in my opinion) that the best place for prostitution in the whole wide world is the Philippines, because of my w...
You are my sub, and it's your birthday. You're going to be doing 'chocolate tasks' today, and this 'story' is a way for me to organize them. Your first task, just to get it out of the way, is to take a piece of paper, and fold it like this: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/676819409607720980/676822185188524093/Love_Letters.jpg This will be used for at...
A Bad Day in the Office: All Hell Rains Down Since she was alone at her desk at noon she started singing and finishing work. Before she knew it 1 pm had approached. She started to close down her computer when she heard noise near the front of the office. It must just be security; everyone else is gone right now except for the security in the office. Then...
Quick-Witted Excuse #1: For Males When Caught Cheating Recently, I posted my quick-witted excuse for females when caught cheating. Now, I post my quick-witted excuse for males when caught cheating. Excuse #1: To tell your wife, girlfriend or significant other when caught cheating. (The writer claims no responsibility legally, civilly or otherwise should y...
Beth was still staring at the Calendar with her mouth open. Say something her brain went. Well, she thought, I can look stupid after being made a fool or I can try to salvage something here. Taking a deep breath, she said, sorry about launching the dress code on April 1, but having a dress code is a good idea. Employee productivity has dropped and motivati...
[0:16 pm] D: I wanna put my hand on your thigh [0:16 pm] D: And crawl it up your leg [0:17 pm] D: I want my other hand on your neck, pulling you closer into me [0:17 pm] C: Keep going [0:17 pm] D: 😊😘 [0:18 pm] C: Please keep going [0:18 pm] D: You feel on your thigh as my hand just gently starts running between your legs. Aren't you gonna open them up...
PREFACE Please note: There will be no voting—this is for information only; as well, comments are welcome, as are PMs and email with any questions about this essay. However, any comment which is simply "testimony" otherwise known as witnessing by churchy people, argumentative, or preachy, will be deleted immediately. This is not a forum for debating—most of...
My two buddies and I had been on a week-long fishing trip and we were staying at a hotel close to the airport for one night ahead of our flight home in the morning. It had been a great week, lots of fishing, whiskey, and bullshit - but no pussy, so I was ready to go if the opportunity presented itself. We checked in, got clean, and met up at the hotel bar...
You just turned 18, the last one of all the seniors and Lakeview High, about a mile North of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You force your school uniform over your chest, and after a minute or two, you can finally fit it over you C cup breasts. “Jennifer, I made pancakes!”, comes a voice from downstairs. “Thanks, Mom!”, you holler back. You rush downstairs and have a...
Friday morning arrived and John Marlin, 32-year-old owner of The Wildwood Cabins Resort, was ready for a busy Fall weekend. All five cabins at the forested resort were reserved through Sunday. Yesterday afternoon, the first couple arrived and occupied Cabin 1. The pace was about to pick up, he told himself. It was just before noon that a SUV pulled into the...