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I Need Help Buying A New Car

by PositiveThinker on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Who knows about new cars? I need some advice. I need someone who can help me make a decision which model I should buy. I want to buy a new car and I narrowed down my decision to a few models that I'd like. Only, I'm having a difficult time narrowing it down any further than the three models I've chosen. Trying to remove my emotions from the equation, trying...

Tangled

by Wolfblackthorne on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Horror

She was alone. In a dark, creepy, old, abandoned museum. The storm rumbled breaking the heavy silence. Vanessa jumped and let out a shriek as she lost her balance and fell backward landing hard on the cold, dusty floor. "Ow!" she cried out as a throbbing pain shot up through her hips and into her body. How the hell did she get talked into coming in this...

Amor Fabula Ep. 05

by CorvusTurrim777 on Jul 10, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

*** This short story is in the modern fantasy genre. *** Cooper And The Cats (Erotic Version) The dog was barking again. Cooper frowned, knowing he'd have to walk all the way across the room to reach the television set and manually turn up the volume. He hated modern TVs, especially ones that had remote controls that went bad after only seven months, or...

Sext Ch. 02

by pedro55 on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

23/08/2013 04:34:21: Sir: Did you get off? I am really horny now, I really want to get off. X 23/08/2013 05:21:04: Slave: No I didn't get off. I was a good girl! X 23/08/2013 05:30:31: Sir: Well done! You must be pretty horny now though? X 23/08/2013 05:28:59: Slave: Extremely horny! X 23/08/2013 05:42:11: Slave: I want you inside of me right now! X 23/...

Sext

by pedro55 on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

This is real life transcript of a text trail. I have a friend, she is very sexy and I got to know the kind of sex she likes. It's the same kind I like. This is part 1 of many. I have substituted our real names to protect our identity. 19/08/2013 23:11:58: Slave: Tucked up in bed now! X 19/08/2013 23:13:23: Slave: Thank you for tonight x I'm going to go an...

Hot Potato

by LucyH on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I lean against my headboard and crack open a third bottle of beer. I'm already tipsy on two, and one more should get me properly drunk. They don't call me the Amazing Toothpick Girl for nothing. My friend Lauren wheels the desk chair up to my computer. "Okay, let's do this. I am a... woman... looking for...a woman, a man, or either?" Her mouse cursor hovers...

The Triple X Games

by Snowkemper on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

This story is best enjoyed if you imagine yourself watching a televised sporting event. While there are real places and one real school mentioned, all characters are totally fictitious and it's all in good fun-NOT to be taken seriously. I had a lot of fun writing this silliness-hope you enjoy! Comments and feedback are cherished! All characters are over 1...

A Wider Sky Ch. 14

by TalyisBagley on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A Wider Sky: Beyond Eclipse Series by Talyis Bagley Ellison Copyright first edition 2013, 2015 Chapter 14 When I returned to campus, everything had been back to normal. I was glad I heeded Ben and Maddie insisting I stay with them an extra day. I spent the day with them, learning how to cook with a oven and kitchen gadgets salvage from Before Eclipse. My...

How to Buy a New Car

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
How To

Did you notice that the name of this article is how to buy a new car and not how to get sucked into buying an SUV, mini-van, or a pickup truck? I love cars but I hate SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks. SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks are too big, too heavy, gas hogs. Okay, pickups are cool if you live on a farm or on a ranch or if you need that type o...

Voyages Ch. 01

by HarryHill on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Harry's notes: I didn't mean to write this but IR2R pmed me in the middle of collecting Thorium for my BFG and I foolishly promised to get a chapter out for the next book of the Chosen Mate series titled 'Johnny Fay' before xmas. Well, as it turned out, I found something else salvaged from a thread started years ago and put a tweek here and there and a hello...