Hoda drove off the lot of the Honda of Downtown Los Angeles in her brand new 2016 Honda Fit. She was leasing the car for $169 / month for 36 months. A pretty good deal she had gotten on account of it being a 2016 model in early January of 2017 and because she is very good at negotiating. She knows that it's a car salesman's job to steal from you and she did...
Hoda drove off the lot of the Honda of Downtown Los Angeles in her brand new 2016 Honda Fit. She was leasing the car for $169 / month for 36 months. A pretty good deal she had gotten on account of it being a 2016 model in early January of 2017 and because she is very good at negotiating. She knows that it's a car salesman's job to steal from you and she did...
It was a dreary morning in late October. The sun should have shed some light on the day, but the clouds were so thick that the motion-activated lights on either side of the garage door were still working at 7:12 when I put the garbage can out. The concrete walk and driveway were damp but not wet. It had been raining at 6-something when I hit the main bathroo...
Molly and I were walking back to her car. We had just left O'Neils bar after the retirement party. It was late, the party had closed the bar down and the night was cool, low 60's, it felt good. We both had quite a bit to drink, but with food and water occasionally, we were certainly not drunk, at least to excess. Her car was behind the apartment building acr...
By the end of my first year at college, I was terribly homesick and dying for a relief from all of the stress. As an English major in the honors program, my workload was tough enough, but on top of that, my girlfriend of 2 years dumped me a few weeks after move in day. We dated in high school and decided to attend the same university to stay-together. What a...
She hadn't planned on this. In fact, she hadn't really wanted it. But in the year 2016 divorce was a reality and Gwen knew she just needed to get over it. Married for twenty years, the forty year old woman was alone for the very first time in her life. The five foot blonde elementary teacher struggled not to feel sorry for herself. Things could have been wor...
It all began when Coleen Warren told me she needed a ride to the Salisbury District Court House. Short on money, short on friends willing to help, she insisted she had no one else to turn to but me, her probation agent for the past year. Salisbury was over one-hundred miles as the crow flies from where we both lived, the Baltimore Metro region. Her trial dat...
It was late summer, and the temperature had been holding in the low 90s. Stripped to the waist and deeply tanned by the sun, I was working in the fields, caring for the native trees I planned to sell when they reached landscape size. It had been dry, so it was imperative that I finish repairing the irrigation system that would provide the water that would ca...
Sandy leaned back against the trunk of the tree and breathed in a deep lung full of the fragrant air. The perfume of fir trees and wildflowers drifted through her senses mingled with the tang of living things and the musk of moist earth. She curled her toes in the soft dirt beneath her and opened her eyes to stare up into the thick growth of trees that ran a...
Hey Fuckers! This was going to be part of "What do Married Women Really Think" story. But it made sense for the April Fools Contest. No talking dicks and humor in this one! Redo1984 ——————————————————————— Friday night 10 PM I can see my wife on the other side of the bar with her best friend. Both were wearing very lovely cocktail dresses with high hee...