August 7, 2024 "Good evening, and welcome to the Nightly Report. I'm Hamish Jordan." "And I'm Vanessa Moore." The normally professional veteran anchors for Australia's Channel Six seemed to be vibrating with anticipation, as if they knew the story they were about to deliver would make them superstars in the journalism world. "On Monday night," said Hami...
(I do not own the cover picture) There are many errors humanity has made. But we always came back from it. At least, we thought we did. I never thought that we would be be this far up shit creek without a paddle. We were in the midst of a fucking zombie apocalypse, after the pschopathic anthromorph also known as the American President started World War Three...
November 4, 2024 Mark Robinson walked off the stage at Madison Square Garden, having just delivered a stemwinder of a speech at the Election Eve campaign rally/concert headlined by Roy Falcon. He was sweating but not exhausted; he knew that he would have to deliver a far more important speech in just a few minutes. As campaign staff and Secret Service ushe...
In the year 2024, newly elected President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez declared that all men needed to be subdued, so that women could thrive in the United States. Slowly, Ocasio-Cortez pulled away more and more rights from men, starting by taking away their right to own weapons, and then their right to purchase property, their right to accept a higher work posi...
I've been told that when my mother was in labor with me, my father made the mistake of getting his head down close to her. When he did so, she put him in a headlock and rasped, "If you ever touch me again, I'll fucking kill you." Twelve hours later, I was born. Surprisingly enough, my little brother, Michael, followed two years later. My name is Rebecca Le...
It Was Chinese New Year, 2024, when The Waning began. No one noticed at first, everything seemed normal, except the incidence of wild animal attacks rapidly rose to levels that would have been considered madness before the beginning of the Waning. However, as the months went on, everyone started to notice something: no one was getting pregnant. Something el...
April 29, 2025 President Mark Robinson sat ashen-faced in the Oval Office; he looked like Al Pacino in his mansion towards the end of "Scarface," only there was no pile of cocaine on his desk. It was the first 100 days of the Robinson presidency, and things seemed to be careening out of control. His March 23 nationally televised address calling for a $7 tr...
August 12, 2024 "Good evening, and welcome to The Breakdown. I'm your host, Mindy Loeb, and tonight we have a guest who's in, shall we say, just a tiny bit of controversy..." The normally laid-back star of the Roosevelt Network had an extremely high energy level tonight-and who could blame her? This was a major, major get. "My guest has appeared here befo...
I Thursday Sergeant Jim Sutter sat on his idling Harley Davidson, reading his notes on the route the motorcade would take back to the city, and once again he unconsciously wiped away sweat that kept running from inside his helmet down his face. He looked at the bike's instrument cluster, checked the engine's temperature once again, then looked the ambient...
In the year of our Lord 2024, Congress passed the 59th Amendment to the Christian States of America Constitution that read..."A well regulated population being necessary for the preservation of this Christian nation, the duty to bear children shall be enforced." The amendment led to laws that outlawed all forms of sex that ultimately resulted in pleasure......