「ザキさん、こんなクソ寒い夜中になんの用ですか」 空気も凍るような寒さの夜、理由も告げずに俺を稽古場へ呼び出した小劇団の先輩、崎山に不満を隠さず声を掛けた。そこは、稽古場というより廃倉庫といったほうがしっくりくるボロ屋で、風が吹かないだけ外よりマシという状況だった。貧乏劇団ゆえ暖房器具など置いてすらない。 「おう、すまねぇな、森田。ちょっと見せたいもんがあってな」 「金貸してくれってのは無しですよ」 「そんなんじゃねぇよ。芝居の話だ、芝居の」 崎山はもう四十も半ば、芽の出ない役者だ。売れない理由は、今時となっては珍しい「飲む」「打つ」「買う」と三拍子を見事に揃えた素行の悪さが、業界中に知れ渡っているせいだった。どこぞの脚本家の奥さんに横恋慕して旦那に殺されかけただの、賭場で負けて裸で電車に乗って留置所に入れられ...
第一章 人妻修理工 "侄子，麻烦你了啊！" "你二舅妈这段时间又「坏了」......一直吵着要我肏她，真是没办法。" 一位大腹便便的中年人对着客厅正在站立后入自己美娇妻的小家伙说道。 站在小凳子上才够着少妇的小家伙一巴掌拍在了身前这个长腿舅妈的大屁股上。 "二舅，你太客气了，我可是你亲侄子，这么生分干什么，即使舅妈没坏，也可以叫我帮忙维护，反正我们家离得又不远。" 以前是天生丽质网红美女的舅妈被自己的小侄子撞得一颤一颤地。 站立前屈抱腿姿势就是站着弯腰向下，抱住自己的腿，也多亏二舅妈经常练习瑜伽才能穿着性感的黑丝逆兔女郎才能做出。 这样美丽的二舅妈还能从那双被分开的黑丝美腿中央，看到自己依旧的被站在小凳子上的小侄子用红到发紫的大撑开后不断的样子，甚至有...
This is a true story. It happened to me recently. The following is the typed conversation that took place between myself and a scammer, who for the want of a better name I will call Adriana. As this story unfolds I will place my thoughts in brackets to separate them from the actual conversation. I am posting this as an example of what is happening, the signs...
This story, as the name suggests, is about codes and variations of codes. It has nothing to do with Elgar and his music. I thought of including the translations of the coded messages within the body of the story, but decided that this would take away the fun of solving them, so for those code breakers among you, enjoy. * It had been a rough trip, the guy...
//****Foreword: In order to save the privacy of my friend and myself, I've changed our screen names. This started out as a casual conversation. Quite frankly, I feel kind of guilty about this because my friend has an online girlfriend already. The only reason I tried to seduce him was just to SEE if I could because I used to have a huge crush on him. I thi...
This is a conversation I had with my sweetie one night... Names have been changed, but it is otherwise entirely unedited. Enjoy ;) * (6:57:51 PM) Evelyn: *pounce* (6:59:11 PM) Jeremy: *falls back and over* eep! (7:00:01 PM) Evelyn: *giggles and kisses your nose* (7:00:34 PM) Jeremy: aww *smiles and struggles beneath you, flipping you over on your back s...
This story is based on an actual conversation via Instant Messenger. Him (5/19/2010 5:55:39 PM): Hmmmm.... Her (5/19/2010 5:55:52 PM): Hmm...what? Him (5/19/2010 5:56:06 PM): I saw you sign in Him (5/19/2010 5:56:10 PM): that's all Her (5/19/2010 5:56:27 PM): Lol otay! Her (5/19/2010 5:57:46 PM): I had a weird dream. And you were in it =S Him (5/19/20...
For much of this year, I was trading some rather interesting IMs with a friend halfway around the world. Because of the time difference, we are rarely ever on IM at the same time, so most of our interactions end up being via offline messages (i.e., when I am offline, she sends an IM to me which I then see when I sign on later, and vice versa). These have bec...
Monday: John 9:05am: 'Hi Pam. I've left a couple of messages for you on your office number. I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need the money back from the expenses I paid for when we went on that training together. Thanks, John.' Pam 10:34am: 'Why?' John 10:35am: 'Hi Pam, thank God I finally got through to you! I've on my last £150 and its still 2 wee...
Sunday: 11:25am: 'Hi Pam. I wandered around the streets after the pubs and clubs closed and managed to get a couple of carrier bags worth of discarded pizza, chips etc from the bins. Thank you so much for your advice.' 1:00pm: 'I couldn't give a rat's ass if you're starving, shit-head. And that's £100 for texting when not replying to me! Just 'cos I'm cont...