After many years of being in the various "scenes" and having been thru more than 500 one night stands and dozens of "relationships" , some shared some monogamous, and 5 engagements I final came up with a set of rules. Now the before was not said as a boast or brag but more as a resume for me writing these rules. I have seen the effects of dating a psycho ( a...
Author's Note: This is intended as a satirical look at the differences in communicative abilities of men and women. ------------------------------------ It was a little before 8:00 in the morning when the doorbell started ringing repeatedly. When Susan opened the door she saw that her daughter Kelly was standing outside the door crying. She immediately hug...
Most women *claim* they know how to suck cock really well. As a woman, I KNOW I like to know I'm giving my partner what he wants, and through trial and error, as well as many conversations with me I have come up with what most men agree are the perfect behaviors for a woman performing fellatio. First and foremost, take the time to appreciate and enjoy a ma...
A little bit about myself, I am 28 and even though I am currently single, I had my share of girlfriends. I don't really have a type of females I prefer, blond or brown, blue or black eyes, large to small breasts - I don't really care as long as I like the person inside (sounds corny, I know...). But, if there is one thing I really notice then it is large bre...
Welcome to the story, please choose a character. The world building will soon comence tomorrow as I am more interested in where the story goes first. So please be patient with me as this is my first story. For now if you want some of the concept then look to the synopsis. I have returned to the story after several months break and shall be, hopefully, postin...
Cunnilingus. What is it? Some believe it's an economy car from Holland that is low on exhaust emissions, high on performance and easy on gas mileage. Some believe it is the casual name of the Bohemian goddess Lililabiana, the guardian of all things vaginal. Others put forth the theory that cunnilingus is a shortened slang term for a cunning, well read lin...
I admit I'm not the sharpest tool in the box. I can't say I was surprised when I got to Ed's house at 8 when he had said 9, and I'm not in a good mood when I'm awakened early. Finding that my buddy wasn't home worsened my mood. "I bet that guy is a hello kitty fan." "Fuck off, Bree," I mumbled, "this stopped being fun when I was in high school." "No, no,...
Monday morning Sheila and Jill where taken to Malibu beach accompanied by Grace and a team of tape and still people, Tommy was in charge of both camera crews. Grace came to them "today's challenge is quite simple you will leave here and head to Play-Mate head quarters, without using riding any motorized transportation. Jill moaned it was nearly 10 miles to t...
Those preferring sexy stories should read my more action oriented stories: Nothing More Gratifying or Prize money - those who enjoy reading about sexy ways to have fun with your partner, read on. * * * * * Most people are familiar with the game, common at super bowl parties, where there is a 10x10 grid and people sign up for particular blocks. Then, depe...
I hate chain letters with a an absolute passion; I would rather receive an unsolicited telephone call in the middle of wild sex for the first time in a month than to receive a chain letter. So why am I sending you an unsolicited chain letter? DON’T STOP READING! I am not going to ask you for a single penny. There is no money involved in this chain letter....