Spermatozoa are simple things, oh don't get me wrong, amazing they are, ballistic missiles each carrying their payload of 23 chromosomes, using their flagellum to swim their way towards the ovum. These little swimming critters were not having much luck however, either at finding the ovum or even swimming; regardless of how hard they flailed they just weren'...
There is nothing quite like the look on a woman's face after you've slapped the hell out of her stunned mug while slamming your cock deep into her tight asshole. I ought to know, I do this to women all the time. Since the dawn of humanity, bitches have been slapping dudes. Yet bitches are always shocked when the shoe's suddenly on the other foot. Which proba...
Over dinner, Howard was very talkative. He told me how much he enjoyed the golf course at the park in between bites of lasagna and garlic knots. When he slid the basket of bread to the other side of the table, away from his wife, he didn't notice the flush of red on her chest, just above her cleavage. If he hadn't made a point of moving the empty calories...
"I can't wait to get home..." I mumble to myself as I take my exit from my long ride through rush hour traffic. I pull into the complex and quickly turn off the car while pulling out my purse in one swift movement. Upon unlocking the keys to my empty apartment, I kick off my heels and slide off my cardigan. I decide to stay home from the gym today, I'm so t...
A true story. As a group of friends, we had been getting increasingly daring in our drunken conversations about our wives. Each Friday night, after football, we would go to the pub and as the ale flowed, so would the conversation. At first, it was just things like 'I hope I get it when I get home' then it moved onto 'fuck me, she was up for it this morning'...
Just a Quick Walk "Are you done crying now?" Laura took a deep breath and nodded. She dropped the damp Kleenex into the cup holder, tucked her hair behind her ears and said "let's just get this over with." "No point in wasting time, right?" Katie asked, smiling, as she opened the car door and stepped outside. Laura opened her own door and stepped into th...
Chapter Five -- You Can Bin Them or Keep Them Peter Duffy knocked gently on the door to Adele's office. It was nearly midnight and the law office was devoid of staff. Celia was at her monthly dinner date with her mother, a chore she hated but tolerated. It meant staying overnight or driving for three hours to get back home and as Celia required at least two...
Cleverness is sexy -- the sequel Great minds thinking alike Hannah and Alice lie together in post coital bliss. "I need a cock," murmurs Hannah, slightly the older of the pair. "Don't misunderstand honey, what we have is lovely, you do me so beautifully with the strap-on, but sometimes a girl just craves the real thing.""What do we have?" replies Alice d...
I would like to thank my readers for their emails of concern that I have been out of touch and no new stories were submitted. I will be providing new stories and continuing old ones. I hope you all enjoy this one. ===== I was sitting in front of the computer and pouring myself into yet another story when it dawned on me that I hadn't had a vacation in some...
It wasn't that GoGo didn't like Honey. Honey was great. A good friend, an awesome chick. But Christ, was it annoying how she always got the guys. Without even trying! They took one look at her 'adorkable' act and her vintage fashion and they just lined up to let her be their Manic Pixie Dream Girl—if they didn't run screaming from GoGo first. Because she d...