"Dare ya, Kelly! Double dog dare ya!" Kelly sighed. Not only was her friend Mika a bit of a brat, she also picked up the oddest phrases. Who the heck even says "Double dog dare" anymore? But still, she looked back at Mika, and then at the house. Then back at Mika, one eyebrow quirked well above her rounded spectacles. "Lemme get this straight. You're darin...
This story is meant to be humorous. It deviates from my previous submissions. It is not meant to be taken seriously at any level and it is not meant to offend any person, persons, or groups or behaviors of individuals or groups. The only exception to this is that of the characters within the story. This story is a parody, "a comment on or trivialization of a...
"You know, the chocolate disks covered with gold foil." "We don't have those." "You know, the ones made up like gold coins; they have them every Christmas." "It's Christmas Eve. We sold out on those more than a week ago." "I mean my son decided the family could come tomorrow after all at the last minute, and we have those for the grandchildren every year...
This is day one of your journey to being the best WWE Superstar has ever witnessed. You get to control what happens to you, some might be good paths to take, others you should avoid but that is all up to you. Your name is Michael Fischer and this is the beginning of your path. Before any of the fun starts, you stand at five feet & eight inches, weigh app...
What was it about her that turned every man into a total prick in three months or less? Henry had started out a sweet, slightly nerdy, nice-guy. Then in just ten weeks, while he had been talking about moving in together just a few days earlier, he suddenly had a job in a city three hours away and was moving his furniture when he remembered to call and let he...
She flipped on her brights again-finally, the exit. Pulling up to the stop she saw the sign pointing to the right, and there it was, "Comfort-able Camping", 2.5 miles. It was just a county road. "Finally!" Jen was tired of driving-7 hours since she left, now in the desert somewhere in Arizona. It was warm and dry, a nice surprise in February, and it was...
Droplets. From the melting snow which was all over my back, started drip between my Arse cheeks and all the way down to my vaginal walls which were busy in gripping my husband's cock. The winter chill and the sleeping woods were probably my best enemies to prevent me enjoy these slow deep thrusts. My feet, which were naked along with my body, started to lose...
MY PRIVATE WORLD: My name is MARCA I'm married (more on this in a different story) and at 33, it's nice to know I can still easily find young studs to explore the world of sex with, they find my full figure alluring. –At 5' 10", 140# with 40DD, big and firm, and my body is 23 X 38 still curvy. To know and learn about a woman I think a man should see how she...
The warm air across my bare chest feels comforting as I begin to drift into consciousness. I hear Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's rendition of Over the Rainbow playing softly on the stereo. There's no radio signal out here and the only source of entertainment in our small but functional hut consists of a single cd of "island classics" provided by our resort staff th...
After leaving the office of my favorite dentist and oral hygienist I begin making more of my rounds around the small village. Paying one bill after the other and watching my thick wallet grow more and more lighter with every stop. Which had left me with a few bucks. Running out of the greenback even more when I realized that I haven't yet participated in giv...