Accidental Boner Stories

16,541 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll

April and the Old Fool

by jsmangis on Mar 13, 2018
Mature

This is my entry to the April Fools contest. If you like my story, please vote for me. * A new twist on the old saying, 'There's no fool like an old fool' My name is Fred Thompson and I grew up in a family of Cops. My grandfather Edward was the Sherriff of Madison County, IL, my father Ralph was the police chief of Sauget, IL, and my brother-in law Edgar...

Siren Song Ch. 07

by PaulGerard on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Short and to the point: This is a Breast Expansion Fetish story. If B.E.'s not up your alley, then you probably shouldn't bother with this tale. Thank you. ~ Siren Song, Part 7 — No Other Way by Paul Gerard (a pen name) ~ First Draft started 2008-06-17 This version 2012-10-15 Proof-reading: A very heartfelt thank you to CoffeePilot for his time and...

The Garbage King Pt. 02

by JimBob44 on Jan 21, 2020
Novels and Novellas

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. *Disclaimers: This story has been edited by myself, utilizing Microsoft Spell-check. You have been forewarned, expect to find mistakes. *.**.*.**.*.**.* Chapter 6 Saturday was a beautiful day, blue skies with fluffy white clouds and a ten to fifteen mi...

A Kiss Before Midnight

by HeavenlyGates on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

"Oh Helen you look so beautiful!" Lillian, her younger sister, exclaimed. Helen giggled, "Thanks Lillian," Lillian giggled, "I'm so jealous! I can't wait to go to my prom." Helen smiled, "It'll happen soon Lilly don't worry." Lilly nodded, "Yeah that's true, but still!" Helen giggled smoothing down her royal blue dress. It was the night of her senior pro...

OMG! I'm Naked in School! Ch. 02: Carolyn

by M. Millswan on Mar 5, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It was 7:25, and Carolyn was as nervous as she'd ever been before a date. Just because she didn't have to worry about what to wear, didn't mean that she didn't have to worry about what to wear. In fact, it was worse. She'd spent most of the afternoon preparing. Even as early as this morning she had stripped and freshly repainted her toes and fingernails with...

My Queer Cousins: A novella

by RoryOmore on Feb 12, 2019
Transgender & Crossdressers

This is a consolidated, and improved version of the novella originally posted as separate chapters between from March to May 2018. Authors note: All Characters are over eighteen years of age. A straight teenager shares a mysterious lake house with a couple of very queer, sex-mad cousins. ***** My Queer Cousins Chapter One: Morons Thunder Bay Ontario: 1...

Cumming of Age Ch. 10

by Bobby T on Sep 18, 2017
Mature

Cumming of Age – Chapter 10 Linda and I sat down on my bed and talked about whether or not I should give the “Safeway Lady” a phone call to make plans to get together so that she could suck my cock. I think I did a pretty good job of making her believe that I wasn’t all that sure whether I wanted to go through with it. It really wasn’t hard to convince Lin...

Secrets of The New World Order Ch. 03

by bjmichaels on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Mr. Johannson's balls were slapping my chin with such ferocity I was afraid I was hurting him. Kneeling above my face, holding my head in place, he brutally shoved his hard cock in-and-out of my mouth while his scrotum banged into my face. If I hadn't been so incredibly turned-on, I would have thought the act of force-fucking my open mouth to be demeaning a...

Mia Gets Her Revenge

by EnCarta on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This story is the sequel to 'The Teacher Is In'. All the characters in this story are 18 years old or older. Kevin left Mrs. Lindsey's office completely shell-shocked. He had come so violently during Mia's unwilling blow job that his balls felt like they would ache for a month. What could he have been thinking! It wasn't like him at all to get so carried a...

Love In Cathedral Heights

by justincbenedict on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

"Where IS she?" Gerry moaned...It's been forty-five minutes... My dick hurts, I can't stand it! * * * * * Danielle, owner of the salon where Helen was a stylist often remarked that her star employee sounded like an art historian and dressed like Joan Jett... "Must be the cute young lawyer who rents from you, huh?" Dani kidded...Helen looked great today ou...