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Curse of the Trickster God

by PastPresentFuture on Mar 7, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Part One: God of Travelers From the tip to the bottom of the shaft, the cock was at least four feet tall. "Evidence for the argument," I said to Theo, "that size does matter." Theo laughed, shaking crumbs off the blanket where we'd had our picnic. "Pop quiz, Cass. What's the Greek term for the big weiner there?" Of course I knew the term for it, I'd just...

Jessica's Change Management Ch. 20

by Cathartico on Dec 10, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Jessica's Change Management Ch. 20 --- Week 4 -- Friday Morning --- I was still catching my breath after barely making it back to the train in time. I mean, my agitation was totally valid, what with all that razzle-dazzle that had been going on during the stopover. Remember? Matty and Fatty taking me behind that wooden shed to teach me the meaning of those...

Diener: A Novella

by oneiria on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Horror

JOB DESCRIPTIONS Hi there, my name is Igor Stiffpounder, and I'm a diener. No, make that a senior assistant diener. I was promoted last month. In other words, I work with the dead. However, most of my deceased helpmates just lollygag around and are of no help whatsoever. Sometimes I almost feel as though I'm working solo. That's one of the reasons I've go...

Little White Lies Ch. 04

by Mentalcase on Nov 4, 2019
Erotic Couplings

This work is not to be published elsewhere. It's mine. No takey. All characters are over 18. If you are an artist, get in touch with me. Little White Lies Chapter 4 Jessie As Jessie closed the door behind her, Erin turned and looked at her with wide eyes and said, "Wow." "What is it?" she asked, taking her new friend's hand. "Dexter," she replied. "He'...

From Sales to Gym Ownership Ch. 08

by milerdan2 on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Next Morning The smell of coffee, bacon and scrambled eggs entered my nostrils when I started to wake up slowly. I stepped out of bed to make my way to the kitchen. Destiny just got done setting the dining room table when I heard the clanking of her shoes on the tile floor. When I turned the corner, there she was, standing tall in her entire beauty. She p...

Jeannie's Shopping "Strip" Ch. 02

by MrFrustration on Sep 18, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I woke up, feeling the warm summer breeze flowing through the open window of my bedroom. Instinctively, I turned to the side to where my girlfriend Jeannie slept, but she wasn't there. I sat up in bed. Probably went out for a run, I thought. I got out of bed, and looked down on the floor for my pajama bottoms, which I'd thrown aside in the middle of a thre...

Mrs. Ford & The Driving Lesson

by EnCarta on Sep 25, 2017
Mature

All the characters depicted in this story are 18 years old or older. Pardon my Polish. I haven't any. * The next few days after taking Mrs. Ford home from the country club, Adam was a complete wreck. He was consumed with the older woman. He replayed the scene over and over in his mind where she had ravished him in her front hallway while his girlfriend...

Jasons and the Johnsons

by Charles Petersunn on Sep 19, 2017
First Time

Based on the feedback I've received, I no longer am keeping the stories within The Lessons series. This is helpful in one respect, as it allows me to veer away even farther from The Lessons context and Templeton setting. The primary theme of this story is first time, but it also includes a "mature" (May/December ) titillation. All of the characters are above...

The Try Outs Ch. 03

by EnCarta on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

All the characters depicted in this story are 18 years old or older. * David's first day of try-outs was a disaster. Showing up an hour late didn't impress anyone nor did his on-field performance. Various coaches' play notes had remarks like...'lacklustre', 'awkward foot work', 'indecisive', 'confused'. David didn't have to read the notes to know how he wa...

I've Always...

by KWildman11 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Hello, my name is Timothy Cunningham. I'm gonna share the most impacting event of my life; so that those who read this out there can perhaps be more true to their feelings and not miss their chance at true happiness... ***** You could say I had a pretty normal life growing up. I had a good family, a nice neighborhood, and a social group that I fit into ve...