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How To Learn Computers Via Sex

by vic_elor on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...

Twilight Eden

by Actiaeon on Jan 20, 2018
Science Fiction

{if@ a = 100001}The story contains heavy use of Choya's Conditional Variables; you need to press Start Game for the story to work.{endif} IMPORTANT: If you have time after reading or have read the story previously please take the time to contribute at https://forum.chyoa.com/threads/twilight-eden.2229/ If you enjoy a chapter, please give it a like, it helps...

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Fundamentalists and the Bible 02

by wistfall1 on Sep 15, 2017
Reviews & Essays

In the first essay, The Bible, Fundamentalists & Lesbian Sex, sixty-four (64) major errors were found along with eight (8) probable errors, and that in only the first eight (8) chapters of Genesis. The reason for that first essay is to combat the hatred that the Fundamentalist/Evangelical preachers are spewing from their pulpits from believing that what's in...

Harem Piece

by AdventureMan on Dec 14, 2020
Fantasy

I was finally done with my work. To release my stress, I decided to read One Piece. But today was a special day! It was the premier of chapter 1000 of One Piece! Finally, it had felt like ages but it was finally here. I switch on my phone while on the elevator and search up reddit, browsing for a scanlation because I just couldn't wait for the official relea...

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Biblical Timelines & Neanderthals

by wistfall1 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Poof! History and Science explode bible as pure myth? Proven history is an objective observer that has no agenda. Science is a search for truth such as it upturns that which is proven wrong. The bible is static, full of errors that many cling to without question or care of proof otherwise. That would be fine if they didn't try to forcibly make everyone else...

Fundamentalists and the Bible 01

by wistfall1 on Sep 15, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The Bible, Fundamentalists, & Lesbian Sex © By: wistfall1 Author's note of acknowledgement: I wish to thank those who helped by reading and offering suggestions. They put in much time and effort to help me to make this more easily read, and for that, I am grateful. That said, I must also say that I alone am responsible for any errors or omissions that this...

Pharaoh Ch. 25

by chloejacobs83 on Oct 5, 2020
Interracial Love

***Saturday, September 7, 2304*** When I came down to breakfast Stony handed me the paper and said, "Uh-oh." And she was right on target. About Those Four Points Judith P. Mogumbo — North Porter Free Black Register — Saturday, Sept. 7, 2304 A more serious one today folks. Not to be a drag. Still love our Pharaoh. Still love our girl, our Alicia. Respect...

Megan's Crescent Moon Atonement

by badger_ravenmoon on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is a work of pure fiction. Any relation between the events and characters herein and reality is coincidence and may the gods help anyone who has done anything like this. This first story is “slow-burn” because I am first and foremost a storyteller. Later stories will assume an understanding of the Way, and will be a little more fast-burn. Also be aware,...

A Day in the Life: Punishment

by Natasi on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

On a typical day, she would look forward to her husband coming home. She had dinner ready and she had even made his favorite dessert; pumpkin pie. The house was clean and she herself was dressed to impress him. He liked her best in simple clothing with no make up. She stood in front of her full length mirror to give herself a final once over. She felt confid...

'Sensual' v 'Disciplinary' Spanking

by Sir_Winston54 on Sep 11, 2017
How To

In more 30 years as a practicing (non-professional) Dominant, I've discussed this subject a number of times, with both submissives and Dominants. Some of them had been "lifestyle" for many years, some for only year or two, and others were beginners. The topic was: What is the difference between spankings (or flogging, or caning, etc.) of a "sensual" nature a...