by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real
This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 2, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Cast :
James (Me)
Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison)
Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda (Ronda Rousey)
Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (The King Of Queens)
Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory)
And Cameo By :
Betty White (Herself)
Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?"
"Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass."
"Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well."
"I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine."
"You got it mama. Who is she?"
"Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 7, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Main Cast :
James (Me)
Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory)
Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens)
I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living.
I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody
Story Theme : My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory and I have fucked up freaky fun exploring sexual boundaries
My Mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford)
My wife Penny and I have been married for about a year and a half. It's been a glorious time, full of freaky fucked up fun and sleazy sexual awesomeness. My cock has b...
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by
Robertdoc
on Sep 18, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends.
*****
May 2010
Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks an...
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on Apr 22, 2025
Chapter One: The Unexpected Guest Penny and Bernadette were enjoying a quiet evening at their apartment, sipping wine and catching up on their favorite shows.
As they were about to settle in for the night, there was a loud knock on the door. Both girls were surprised, as they weren't expecting anyone to visit.
Penny cautiously opened the door to find Howard...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN
"I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look.
He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
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by
Knoxic
on Jul 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Everyone watched intently. Waiting for the changes to befall Amy and Raj. A couple of minutes had gone by and no one had said anything. Bernadette got off of Leonard and went and sat down next to Sheldon. Her eyes kept darting to his cock. Her libido was rising as she thought about what she could do to that cock.
"How... how long does this take? Normally."...
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