Agent Hooters Stories

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Anna Nicole Smith & Jimbo Bond

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prelude Anna Nicole Smith walked through the doors into the concert hall. The marquee above read “Megadeth-Live Tonight Only”. Anna wore a pair of form-fitting black leather pants and a Metallica T-shirt that was several sizes too small and clung like shrink wrap to her massive breasts. Beneath the shirt she wore no bra and her nipples clearly poked against...

Agent Hooters vs. Ninja Aliens From Mars

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prelude The three thugs encircled Anna Nicole Smith in the alleyway and she new she was in a spot of trouble. The men were dressed all in black with masks over their heads that had holes cut for their eyes, mouths and noses. Although none of them were armed, neither was Anna and she was outnumbered. Anna acted first before they could coordinate their attac...

Halloween: No Sequel

by SikFuk on Sep 15, 2017
Erotic Horror

Disclaimer: Low stroke potential, but an interesting story. Reid looked out at the western sky, painted in vivid pinks and purples like the backdrop for an epic movie. This was the reason he and Heather had moved up to the Sierra foothills - nature, in all it's raging glory. It was humbling, refreshing, awe-inspiring. It was also a good place for marijuana...

Undercover Starlet

by Knickers on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Disclaimer: The following story contains sex scenes and rude words. It's fairly tame, and I'm pretty broad-minded, but the decency laws in most states would require it not be read by persons under 18. Also, if you're offended by adult themes, you should probably leave now. More importantly, this tale features women presented as sexual objects. There is not...

Back In Time Ch. 1

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prologue Gadget stumbled out of the machine, stepping into a lush green forest. His head was spinning from his recent travel and he almost collapsed from the strain. Gadget sat down on a moss covered rock and took a deep breath, collecting his thoughts and letting his queasy stomach settle. "Unnkasha! Dabula mekioth!" came a high pitched cry from several m...

Mike & Stuart's Excellent Porno

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Prologue Mark and Stuart sat in big plush chairs in their new apartment watching a particularly racy Stacey Valentine porn movie. The two best friends had just graduated from High School and moved out of home into their first apartment. The opening sex scene of the movie had just reached it's climax, with the male actor pulling his cock out from her cunt an...

High School Hooters Ch. 2

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Agent Hooters breathed a sigh of relief when her first day as a teacher was finally over. It had been tough going, but she had made it and got the information she needed. The worst part had been near the end of the day when the old janitor had tried to come on to her. Now as the students left the school and made their way home, Anna stepped outside and heade...

Jersey Bounce

by Nastilatinabitch on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: This is a CELEBRITY PARODY and in no way depicts the actual sexual activities of the characters. This is a work of fiction. No inference should be made about the character or activities of the protagonists. * * * * * Nadine Jansen, Agent 48ee, was on light duty due to the rigors of her last mission. Currently, she was assigned to meet an infor...

The New Slutty Real Estate Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I got an apartment complex in my divorce settlement. Third one. I married a rich broad and we were cool for awhile. She loved the big dick pounding I was giving her, but she wasn't so fond of my extracurricular big dick pounding I was giving my girlfriends... and any other hot piece of ass I could stick my twelve inches in to so we split. It's a nice apartm...

I'm Not Jimbo Bond

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Jim stared down into the bottom of his empty beer glass. It had been a shitty day for him and everything had gone wrong. "Same again," he growled to the bartender as he scratched his big beer belly through his grubby flannel shirt. Jim was in his late forties and worked construction, he lived alone and his after work beer at O'Flaherty's Irish Tavern was p...