ACT ONE "Captain's log stardate 9410.20: We have received orders from Starfleet Command and are enroot to starbase Deep Space Station Hooters, in the fifth quadrant, to deliver much needed medical supplies and frozen wings. It's will also serve as a much needed bit of shore leave as we have been working pretty much nonstop for well over a star-month since o...
The November breeze was chilling as Sarah Summers stood naked, with her hands behind her head, outside the Hooters restaurant where she worked. Being under the silent, watchful gaze of the judge was creating pulsating shockwaves throughout her body, making it almost impossible to remain entirely still. Breathe in, breathe out, she reminded herself, her ove...
I'm a pretty regular guy. Leading a regular life. If ever I win a contest, or a lottery, I'd be the one exclaiming "Wow, I've never won anything like that in my entire life," as the balloons come falling from the ceiling as I accept some oversized check with my name on it. I'm an honest guy, doing an honest living, albeit in a mundane, dead-end kinda job....
It's A Daytona 500 Party, Your Own Hooters Girl Included It's a beautiful Sunday morning, and I'm off to church. Hubby is opting out today because the 1st Nascar race of the year starts promptly at noon. He decided to stay at home and make up a few batches of hot wings for the party we were having. I get done with church and get back home about 10 minutes...
"Hey, Bill, what company is going to be in the booth next to us?" asked Jack, as he was watching three men unload a strange looking contraption. "I don't know. Let's take a break and walk over there." Said Jack. Introductions were made all around and Rafael started explaining that this handy-dandy little item can produce hours of entertainment. As they bol...
About 6 few months ago, I started a new job in a new city. My new opportunity was in the city of Houston, a bustling metropolis of over 4 million people. As well advertised, the city is hot, humid and more than occasionally wet. Actually, the 5 month long Summers are really not all that bad as long as you stay indoors in the cool air conditioning. If air con...
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR. I've had one or two...hundred...and they've come in all different shapes and sizes... Mostly XL and XXL... One of my more memorable ones took place in Las Vegas... Before I begin this story, a little later in it I make an example...
Disclaimer: The following story contains sex scenes and rude words. It's fairly tame, and I'm pretty broad-minded, but the decency laws in most states would require it not be read by persons under 18. Also, if you're offended by adult themes, you should probably leave now. More importantly, this tale features women presented as sexual objects. There is not...
I met Jennifer during the 2012 presidential campaign. We were both working as volunteers for the Georgia Republican party. At the time, I was in charge of a group of 12 campaign volunteers. I first noticed her when she spoke up during one of our staff meetings. I was captivated by her radiant blue eyes, long natural red hair, and perky little body. She wei...
'To hell with it, and to hell with you too,' I yelled, hearing an edge of hysteria in my voice. 'I'll fucking decide what sort of day I need. The sort of day I need is one where I wake up and my fucking leg's where it ought to be and I don't get assholes asking me to choose the prosthesis I like best. Now fuck off and die.' I threw the phone at the wall and...