There are any number of ailments that affect older adults. I have been pretty luck to make it to sixty and not have anything life-threatening. However, a gradual hearing loss finally got to the point where I knew I was going to have to dish out the money to get hearing aids. Google searches gave me a decent idea of the type of features I wanted. A friend re...
"Hello?" "Hi, Miss Jessi." "Hello." "Hey, you wouldn't happen to have any straight pins and some rubbing alcohol, would you?" "No, ummm...why?" "Well, I smashed my finger and I've been draining it and now it's all full again." "Ed, that's disgusting. Why don't you go to the doctor?" "Don't want to." "It could get infected." "That's why I keep drain...
Have you noticed that in the movies, the tale is always told from the so-called good guy's viewpoint and the bad guy never gets to tell his side of the story? Well, my name is Raphael Jean Charlemagne and I am here to rectify this grievous oversight. I was born in Cap-Haitien, on the northern coast of the island of Haiti on February 3, 1812, and in the summe...
I leaned into the keyboard. After 20 years in business, I’d shifted gears, started philosophy graduate school, and was writing my dissertation on situational ethics. My actual essay would not interest most readers, but the parallel essay might. It’s written in case reports.What's next? The employee The schoolgirl Quid pro quo Mrs. Robinson AIDS Mrs. Robinso...
You hear all the time of people discovering the partners cheating, I never thought it would happen to me, but it seems I was wrong. Did I come home early, did I, or someone see them together? No. I found out because my mates brother in law is a priest. Confession was it, again no. It was because he got arrested, you already know what for, he is a priest afte...
Copyright©2010 by Mendon Fishers The sun was shining, and the air was calm, over all it was a very pleasant day. So you might wonder why I was standing in a grave yard, pissing on a head stone. It's ok; it is my wife's headstone. My name is Vinnie Pergolizzi and I'm a mob boss. I tried to trace the letters of her name, but my bladder ran out first. Marle...
Unconscious Camilla was in the middle of reliving a memory from two years before the aquarium incident. She was thirty-five at the time, and doing a lecture on The Taming of the Shrew for her students in a classroom in McGill University. "Female audiences don't need to be offended by Kate's speech, advocating wives' subservience to their husbands, at the en...
Master Chief Marvin Harris was one of the best grease monkeys on the west coast. He was the one you called when you or your Chief couldn't figure out how to fix an engine. He was the man, my idol and I'll miss that asshole till I die. Hi, my name is Charles Harris, the asshole's son. I always wanted to be just like him when I grew up. My father was one of...
I was thinking to myself one day while lying in bed. If men think with there dicks, what do women think with? I realize that not all girls have this nympho desire or nothing. But, you see, I know some who like to be bad, do bad things. Are we just that type? I was trying to come up with a story to write. A good one. Then what do I think about doing to some...
Author's notes: #1: I'd like to dedicate this story to member "Someonetwothree" in recognition of his kind comment on my story "The Wimp." That wasn't his favorite story, but he still had some encouraging words for a struggling wannabe writer. Thanks 123—this one's for you. I'd love to hear your opinion on how to make it better. #2 Obviously I lean more to...