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Cunts and Watercress

by neonlyte on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

You either love it or hate it. Me? I'm an old fashioned kind'a Gal from Southern USA who thinks nepotism is par for the course. It's like turning up at the golf course without a partner and the course pro offering you a eighteen stroke head start 'cos of the size of my rack, he said it woz 'cos a my handicap. I'm a novice (at golf). My 42-inch DD tits have...

Cyber Pt. 01

by Nils Huim on Jul 4, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Mark kissed the top of his wife's generous hip roll. Then his lips moved down to the fleshy valley of her waist. He wanted Kara so badly he actually considered lubing up and penetrating her while she slept. Her body lay before him in bed's center semi-fetal, like a pale comma on the dark surface. He could penetrate her from behind, or attempt to. But he cou...

Bus Stop

by Scaramouche123 on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

A chance encounter and a fantasy realized while international relations (sic) are encouraged As usual, all characters have attained majority "It's running late." "Oh. Do you know what time the next one comes?" "Are you late?" "Yes." "Late for rehearsal?" "Yes. How you know that?" "You're a dancer, right?" "Yes. How you know that?" "Where are you...

Lucifer Rising: A New Prince

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Hello, there. Lucifer Morningstar here. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You're actually talking to the Devil himself. Relax, I'm not here to cause you any harm. Honest. Cross my heart and hope to die. Seriously, if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead and that's that. No, I'm here to set the record straight once and for all. You see, I've been the victim of...

A Sood Writer

by SunrockSin on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Yes, there it was in twelve point times new roman, or was it a sans-serif? Oh anyway, I saw it there, typed as imprecisely as any good commenter (tormentor?) should. The comment read: "I only see 2 H's among the numerous stories listed in your profles (sic) --- Sood (sic) writers score them on at least half their stories." Yes, I added the parenthetical sic...

Tango's Testimonials

by tango0919 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

One of my all time favorite movies is The Wizard of Oz. And my favorite character is, without a doubt, the Scarecrow. Not only can he contort himself into all sorts of crazy sex positions, but he also doesn't have a brain. Now, as we women know, most men think with their cocks and not their brains, anyway. But someone who would "wile away the hours, conferri...

Findom: Is It Right For Me?

by NoJo on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Okay, ladies, you've got your cam set up, and you're ready to start your career as an online financial domme. But is findom the right fetish for you? This handy, easy-to-use guide will help you get your business up and running in no time, and you can watch the tributes roll in! What is findom, anyway? Findom is taking money from people who get their jol...

Which Way We'll Go?

by charlesw69 on Sep 12, 2017
Non-Erotic

There are times when societies loose any sense of direction and purpose, where people are dissatisfied, but are afraid, unwilling or incapable to look forward for solutions. Unfortunately that is the quagmire in which Australia is caught in the closing stages of the Twentieth Century. In attempting to find a tomorrow, we see some minority groups, riding hap...

Speaking of Handguns...and the NRA

by SusanJillParker on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Please vote. Please give me the support of your vote. Please vote. * I've changed my mind about wanting to abolish the 2nd amendment, I need to buy a gun and join the NRA. Much in the way that Uncle Sam, the United States military, wants young men and women to join the Army, the Navy, the Marines, the Air Force, or the Coast Guard, America wants you. Much...

Points of View

by Nils Huim on Jan 1, 2018
Erotic Couplings

To paraphrase Chekhov: If you mention a gun in the first act, it sure as shit better go off in the third... I had a headache. I couldn't get back to sleep. The bedside clock read 2:43 a.m. I got up. Went downstairs, me and the dog. Put on a pot of coffee. Opened the lid of my iPad and pulled up Word, a new document. I wrote: David awoke with a headache....