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Earth Day Mutual Masturbation

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 14, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Comparing the benefits of protein in Larry vs. Chobani Greek yogurt. "You're not going to believe what happened to me on the flight here, Charlie," said Larry. "What? Did those bastards lose your luggage again? Sons of a bitches, I hate that when--" "No, nothing like that. It was something good, this ti...

Bad Pastor Ch. 01

by neviimkethuvim on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

While the people, places, and events found herein are all based on actual people, places, and events, I have changed them all so significantly so as to protect the innocent (and the guilty) that they don't really resemble reality. These are basically real-life inspired works of fiction. ***** So here's the thing you need to know about me: I used to be a m...

Penny rettet ihre Ehe

by schlampe on Feb 25, 2017
Non-English (dated)

Penny schlief heute aus. Kevin, ihr Mann, war früh raus zur Arbeit. Er war so froh wieder Arbeit gefunden zu haben. Ein Jahr war er arbeitslos. Seit er wieder arbeitete war er wie ausgewechselt. Wohlig drehte sie sich im Bett. Sie genoss es auszuschlafen. Sie war froh, dass Kevin jetzt diesen guten Job gefunden hatte. Endlich hatten sie genug, um sich wieder...

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Session III: 08/26/08

by daddysdirrtygirl on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Daddy, i don't know what's wrong with me . . . . . . i don't know where she comes from. i shouldn't even call it "she", for it's not worthy. . . . . you know of whom i speak, Daddy. . . . . . that naughty little demon that hides inside me. i can't control it. it sneaks up on me at the worst times! . . . . we had had such a wonderful day, Daddy. just you...

In the Office Pt. 01: Key Strokes

by smoothed on Sep 24, 2019
Mature

A quick aside before the story: I was completely taken by surprise when I tried my first "Text with Audio" stores and heard the amazing work of Literotica user LushinLace. She was 100% the inspiration for this story and the main character. If you haven't checked out her work, do yourself a favor and go to her page when you get the chance. I owe her a huge d...

Chechen Muslim Heroine

by Samuelx on Oct 29, 2018
Interracial Love

"To be a Chechen Muslim woman is to fight when it feels like the entire world is against you," said Maaret Salamovich, and with that, the young woman walked out of the manager office with her head held high. No use crying over spilt milk, or so the western cliché went in such situations. As far as Maaret was concerned, Walter, the Tim Horton's manager could...

Eating Her Out

by thepiratequeen on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The bedroom was quite. The night had grown old and both Mal and I eased our way into the bed as we did every night. She had pulled the covers down just enough for everything below her knees to be covered. She always said a good night's sleep started with warm feet. I looked over to see the hem of her Iron Man tank top bunched up around her waist. I could see...

Slow Burn of the Wolf: Saving a Son

by Sinisterotica20001 on Mar 6, 2018
Erotic Horror

WEDNESDAY "Andy, sit down here for a second. You're eighteen and a man now, and you'll be on your own at college soon. I just want to tell you...you know you can tell me anything, right? Absolutely anything. I'll always love and support you. You know that, right?" "Yea, dad. Thanks. Can I go now?" "Andy.... I know about the knot," I said, trying to be ma...

Santorini Paradiso Ch. 07

by lamoureuse on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

I'm thrilled to get your generous feedback, please keep letting me know what you think. This chapter is longer than the rest, we're doing quite a bit of story advancement in this one. As Elena becomes more deeply enthralled with these two mysterious brothers, I find that I do, too. Thanks for reading! ** Elena hovered just below wakefulness. She delayed s...

It Started In the Dairy Section

by trigudis on Jul 10, 2018
Romance

In the mid-point of the Obama administration, I was in my early thirties, that wonderful age when a single guy playing the field still has a wide range of age choices among women. Twenty-somethings, thirty-somethings and even sexy forty-somethings are fair game. Never been married, I was still looking for that "perfect" woman—or at least as close to perfect...