A thick, wrought-iron sign with the single word "GRIMSLEY" was arched between two massive stone pillars that marked the entry to this all-girl academic enclave. Ms. Frobisher gunned her little red sportscar right between the pillars and up the long driveway, all uphill, to where Grimsley sat overlooking Lake Penasaukee, or Lake PenisSuckIt, as the guys at Ea...
Sarah pulled her new key out of her pocket as she lugged her suitcases off the elevator, shoving them down the hall to her suite. She smiled to herself when she saw the door already propped open, her suitemates apparently already having arrived. "Hello!" she called as she pushed open the door and stepped inside, looking around. The apartment was pretty nice...
The very first part of this actually happened: a long line in a college-town mens' room in the Rocky Mountains, with two drunk chicks standing beside the urinal gazing wastedly at all the guys peeing. It seemed odd, but I peed anyway; they just watched in dull silence. That, and the bit where the newspaper guy does the interview over coffee; that sort of hap...
For Laurie, with admiration and gratitude, wherever you are! Allie knew what was coming well before she pulled her towel away. It was just the price of still being friends with Craig and Eddie, who hadn't matured much at all since high school. "Boooyaaaahhhhhh!" "Hubba hubba hubba!" "Them's the stuff!" "Such a couple of little boys, aren't they?" Corri a...
Telling everyone I had been hoarding secrets for several hours that could affect us all seemed daunting, but it seemed most understood. We were all high on the aristocratic food chain, even our lovers, so that wasn't that hardest part. No, it was keeping the secret of my future son's coloring to myself. Saying it now would only hurt my wolves and Malachai's...
Welcome to the 5th installment Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. To date: John Smith had an injection of testosterone that was contaminated. This caused major changes in his reproductive system that ultimately means he needs frequent sex to survive. His wife, Linda fell ill and they recruited their neighbour Sophia to help with...
Raj was having trouble keeping a girlfriend so Howard and Raj came up with a plan to figure out why. Raj contacted all of his ex-girlfriends to assemble at his apartment to delve into why they dumped him. There were Lucy (Kate Micucci), Emily (Katie Leclerc) the deaf redhead, Emily Sweeney, the macabre redhead (Laura Spencer) and Claire (Alessandra Torresani...
This one might be just a touch, a tad, a jot, an iota over the top. The answer to that stereotypical LW cliché, that trite meme -- is not that the best revenge is a life well-lived -- it is a life really, REALLY well-lived. Enjoy. (BTW, if you recognise the accent -- it's not from there!) RAINE, ON HER PARADE "Damn, you're a hard man to track down." I...
Sheldon after being intimate with Amy on her birthday reverted back to the same old obnoxious nerd he's always been. With Amy away at a conference, Sheldon was free to be entertained by the group and no one wanted him. He settled on spending time with Raj at the telescope room at the university. While there the two of them discovered an asteroid and after m...
Taking Care of Everything Chapter Five - Starting Anew I sat for what seemed hours. I stood, wiping the tears from my eyes. I wiped the tears from my eyes. Standing touching her headstone I told her that I will always love her, I then walked back to my car and headed for home. There was one important stop I needed to make in an attempt to start making ame...