Well, Johnny, you look like quite the gentleman in your tuxedo. Thank you, Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Jones was sitting on her living room sofa. Johnny had just arrived to take her daughter Amy to their prom Washington Community College. Come here Johnny, and let me get you ready for the evening. "I'm all set, Mrs. Jones. Where's Amy?" "Amy is upstairs finishing...
Octopus Jones: Case of The Couch Monster It was 9 am when the action-packed man with the tentacled hands Octopus Jones entered the building of the PIE. No I'm not talking about apple pies or cherry pies. I'm talking about PIE, meaning Paranormal Investigation Enterprise, the largest paranormal investigation office in the world. Stopping by the receptionist'...
Chapter 13 On Friday David phoned Alex. "D'you fancy coming round for some beer at home? Celia is out on the town, so I'm housebound." There was a moment's pause before Alex replied. "Sorry old son, I'm out on a date. How about Saturday at the pub?" "That would be good, but if you came to mine instead, Celia would be there and the three of us could have...
'Hey, Taffy, have you heard about the new M.O?' 'Yes, it's a Captain Edwards isn't it? I read it in battalion orders.' 'Yes, but did you see the first name?' 'Nope, as far as you and me are concerned, Smudge, officers don't have first names except "Sir." But I seem to remember the initial is "J." Probably John or James I suppose. Anyway, what of it?' 'W...
"Put her in something sexy." Jones waved for his two crew men to take the cute bi-racial girl away. Natalia cast her eyes to the floor, embarrassed that he was not satisfied with her appearance. She certainly seemed more than sexy enough to Dre and Junior, who couldn't keep their hands off her when Jones wasn't looking. "Damn, Girl...what you are wearing n...
Jones: So, she's a sexy bad girl, and me the sexy girl next door...this should be interesting. Jones: Where do you want us? Jones: Hmmm, shower.... I get home from work, all stressed, and decide I need a hot shower, she's not home, probably out running. So I'm stripping in front of the mirror, running my hands over my body. I feel so sexy as the room fills...
Chapter 28: Red Revolution The French Knickers had been a success. They had been sent out as Valentine’s Day presents to our major customers, except the pair I gave to Serena. They had been a success in a different way. Now she is in control of her life and her man, which is as it should be. A few customers had not appreciated the gift. One pair came back...
"So, how does it feel to part of the club?" Ms. Evans asked Ms. Feng. "It's pretty wild," Ms. Feng answered. She sipped her tea before talking once more. "I had no idea what Kenny was getting into just across the street from me!" Ms. Feng said. "Hey, now you get to be apart of that too," Ms. Jones said. "And because you are, we're going to show you the b...
Jones hated Mondays, and he especially hated to work on Mondays. This in and of itself was not unusual; most people dislike, or even hate, Mondays. Monday, to most people, is the worst day of the week. But for Jones, his job meant that he dealt with most people on the worst day of their lives, and this was difficult enough without having to deal with the fac...
"Why is there never a sale on beans?" Ms. Jones thought to herself as she inspected a can Hedge's Cooked Beans. Ms. Jones looked through her shopping cart's contents to assess what else she needed. "I guess the only thing left is the frozen foods." The rattling of her shopping cart and goods followed along with her as she headed to the other side of the s...