Humor & Satire
I love how my man looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all.
A woman compares her man to hot celebrities.
My man compared to other men is no 10. Maybe, on a good day and in low lighting, when he shaves, showers, and dresses in something other than a tee shirt and sweat pants, he is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, he is a 5 but he is...
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Humor & Satire
(Author's note: This first installment is weighted more toward humor than erotica -- if you're looking for hardcore fucking right away, check out some of my other stories instead.)
Chapter 1. Marcus' Personal Ad
Mountain Man seeks SWF who can run a chain saw. Include picture of chain saw. Ad #7689.
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Hi, I'm Marcus. I'm a 29 y.o. SWM, 6'2", 195#. I lik...
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KeleGin
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
It could have been a smooth-sailing football practice. But no - Coach Berella just had to say it.
"Buck up, Toni," he shouted, "This session ain't even close to chewin' you out like I did your mother!"
All the guys on the team snickered and eventually busted out laughing. My face flushed a raging red. That bastard knew damn well my parents were on the cusp...
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joetgm
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
It was a Saturday night and I'd taken my girlfriend Sue out for dinner. We'd been together for 3 years and decided it would be great to celebrate, get drunk and end a perfect evening making love like drunken teenagers. I was already aware of Sue's hopes for the evening as she wore a tight black dress with a bra that pushed her perfect little breasts out more...
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Cajun Boy
on Sep 17, 2017
Group Sex
It was late Friday afternoon and my friend and I were heading back to Birmingham from a business meeting and we drove up on a car that apparently was broken down. We could see this person working to get her spare out of her trunk and was really struggling it appeared.
I slowed down and pulled in behind the car and noticed it was a young girl, about 19-ish o...
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by
e1two3
on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM
This fantasy interlude is a follow up to my first story, and is loosely based on an erotic dream that woke me up with a smile. Another experience that I imagine would be amazing in reality!
My first group sex experience several weeks ago left me with quite a bit to ponder. Lingering guilt over infidelity for sure, but even more than that, I felt an unrele...
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LadyM999
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I won't bore you with the gruesome details about my marriage. Needless to say it didn't take long before our marriage was over. We just remained roommates for a while. By this time Kevin didn't care who I saw or slept with. I knew he had a girlfriend and like I had mentioned before, I didn't care. By now I even became a regular caller of a chat line. I talke...
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emily_hughs
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
The car pulled up in the small field that seemed to be serving the purpose of a temporary car park, and the two occupants got out. Looking over into the opposite field, Danielle turned to Kyle looking uncertain.
"Are you sure this is the right place?" she asked. The field opposite was full of tents of all sizes. Some were small hike tents, while others were...
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jjgarces
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Growing up in North Texas, there are basically two things that you learn to love real quick: the Dallas Cowboys and all the hot women that live there.
Well, when I was given the chance to help U.S. gold-medal winning gymnast Nastia Liukin bring her gymnastics competition to the Cowboys' new stadium, I, of course, jumped at it.
I'd be lying, though, if I sa...
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Patsplaything
on Sep 17, 2017
Group Sex
Thank you for all of you who voted for part 1 of this story, and for anonymous who though that part one was a cuckold story; I suggest that you read on.
My sincere thanks go to my friend, who is my muse, I will not identify her for fear of embarrassing her, but she definitely inspired these two stories, and I am indebted for her input and continual support...
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