Humor & Satire
"This ain't gonna fly," whined Simon.
"What?" Ted adjusted his tie, stepping into the elevator.
"Us, arriving at the same time," answered Alvin, sidling past Ted off the waiting car.
Ted scrunched up his face in the puzzling frown, until it hit him like a shot in the gut.
"Oh, the chipmunks." He grinned at the thought.
"Oh, the chipmunks," mimicked Simo...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Jul 24, 2018
Romance
Up To Camp
"I think you made that up," Mary said, 'I think it's something you tell the tourists to mess with their heads."
"I did not make it up."
"I'm sorry," she responded, shaking her head, "But I don't believe porcupines fall out of trees."
Mary had been appalled by how many roadkill animals they had seen since they'd turned off the interstate and on...
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by
_Lynn_
on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic
Billie added the last decoration from the package to the pine tree in her front yard with trepidation.
"Damn, I should have bought more," she mumbled after glancing at the finished project.
An empty spot near the top needed some ornaments. Grabbing a shiny red ball and a silver bell from where they hung at the back of the tree, she repositioned them to fi...
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Ulape2000
on Apr 22, 2025
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by
lannasage
on Sep 25, 2017
Interracial Love
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONAS!" The house erupted in cheers as Jonas grinned from ear to ear at his friends and family. His birthday was awesome. Mitch had set up everything on the ranch with help from the ranch hands, Rhea, Lynn and Ronald, once they were through, they had turned the dull ranch to a colourful garden, Mitch had even let some of the kids go on horse...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Sep 11, 2018
Romance
The Truth of Tenderness
The dazzling colors of autumn faded into gray November. The last of the leafpeepers had gone home, the summer houses sat empty and the businesses that made their money from the tourist trade were closed up for the winter.
Alvin had pulled the last boat from the water, taken in and stored the platform floats and closed the wharf. The...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Apr 10, 2019
Romance
Rise Up This Morning
Mary held her mother's hand as they strolled down the path through the woods. "When I first came to Maine, I couldn't get over how green it was," she said, "I felt like I was swimming in green."
"I remember you telling me that," Jean nodded.
A trio of woodcocks bobbed out of their way and disappeared into the brush as they rounded th...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Dec 19, 2018
Romance
Our Love Is Like A Ship On The Ocean
Mary leaned on the bumper of Alvin's Subaru in the pick up area of the Portland Jetport. The clouds that had brought morning showers had parted to reveal a bright spring sky. Just let it stay sunny for the next three days, she thought. Her phone buzzed and she looked at the screen. It was a text from her brother, Robby....
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by
theoutcast
on Jul 10, 2018
Mature
As they waltzed around the dance floor, his hand slipped to her buttocks. Indignantly, she pulled his hand back to her waistline.
"When we're dancing, you keep your hands on or above my waste."
A minute later, during the same waltz, he pulled her closer. She became aware of his erect penis pressing against her.
"Don't hold me so tight."
He stretched thei...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Nov 25, 2017
Romance
The Girl On The Bike
Mary Winslow went for a bicycle ride. It had been almost a month since she had transferred to the small city of Londonderry, Maine, but with unpacking and setting up her new apartment and acclimating herself to her new workplace, there had been little time to get to know the town.
The weather forecast for Memorial Day weekend was perfe...
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