Amy Schumer Stories

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Alternate Universe

by Thundertickler on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

In 2020, I lived in an apartment in New York City in Queens by myself I was close to my 29th birthday and since my 25th birthday, I had lost close to 50 lbs and gained some muscle, had a flat midsection, and had the first beginnings of a six-pack. I was by then, 5'11" and weighed 150 lbs, which was my goal weight. When I turned 24 though I peaked at close...

Start the Revolution without Me Ch. 04

by SevMax2 on Oct 7, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

When Nina and I awoke again, we were famished, but we managed to shower and groom ourselves well enough first. Like any self-respecting lass, she freshened up quite well, even if she also teased me a bit in both the shower and vanity. More than once, she bent over in the shower and let me see the crack of her arse as well as her delectable buttocks. She even...

Circumcision: A Love Story

by DS299 on Feb 12, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Circumcision: A Love Story 1. Our relationship isn't exactly traditional. My name is Josh and I'm a 33-year-old freelance writer -- which really means that I'm mostly unemployed and spend a lot of time at home. That's not to say I don't play an important role in the relationship. Catherine is my fiancée, and she's a 33-year-old junior lawyer working in a...

Thrown By the Garter

by archibael on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

for Michelle * If you're going to marry someone, you'd better damned well be sure. That's what Geoff told himself as he fixed the... cravat, was it called? He could barely tie a Windsor knot without watching a step-by-step on YouTube. This thing was utterly beyond his comprehension. "Dude, let me take care of that for you." "No, I can do it. You just fo...

Long Love Broken

by mindwiper on Jul 10, 2018
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Day or Night, you could always tell the Chicago skyline. I was on my way back home from a conference for medical devices. Before I knew it, I could tell the difference between a scapula and a speculum This was for a job that I never wanted, but really couldn't pass up because it let me wear women's clothes all the time. I actually preferred the old-style nu...

Time for Some Fun Pt. 16

by DiamondsR4Never on Jun 12, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

NOTE: A lot has happened between the last upload and this one! Thanks for the well wishes on graduation and the patience. And the suggestions. I've listened to them and I'm steering the story in the direction that most of you seem to want to go in. I'm starting to see how the rest of this story will unfold, and it's glorious. Also, I was propositioned by on...

Amy's Encounter

by eroghost on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love

Quite simply, Amy was a stunningly attractive blonde woman from a well off suburban family. Her parents were liberal minded and raised her to be the same. When she turned twenty-four, she met and fell in love with a fair-haired young man named Ronald. He was a handsome young man who was open minded in his ideals which is what first attracted Amy. They were m...

Don't Tell Eric Ch. 01

by zeke81 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was a beautiful Friday morning in late May as Amy Davis sat in the audience at her son Eric's high school graduation ceremony. As she watched him walk across the stage to get his diploma she was filled with pride and also a bit of sadness. For Amy the day marked the successful completion of her job of raising her son Eric. In every respect Eric had beco...

The Wanderings of Amy Ch. 18

by caligula97236 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 18 - A night in Burnside's office Amy's time was full that semester, as full as it could be. Although Amy was becoming somewhat better with the math requirements of her field, she was grateful to have Wendy present at all times to ask her for help on formulas for her economics classes. Wendy seemed to have a talent for numbers totally out of reach f...

The Wanderings of Amy Ch. 06

by caligula97236 on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 6 - Halloween Party Midterms snuck up on Amy before she realized it. While it was true that Suzanne had her on an aggressive photo shoot schedule, it was also true that Amy had not put forth as much effort into her classes as she had during the spring and summer semesters. Amy's most pressing problem was a term paper due October 24 for her modern h...