Amy Schumer Stories

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Barbie Doll Ch. 02

by acup on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

Barbie Doll – an old man enjoying with a real life doll LEGALESE: Don't read this if you are underage, if it is illegal in your area, if it is offensive to you, or if you cannot distinguish fiction from reality. This is a work of fiction. All sexually active characters are above the age of consent on their planet of origin. Copyright (c) 2015 by Acup A w...

Unauthorized Exposure

by happy_bloke on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I first saw her undressing as she slid her summer dress over her head revealing her bikini; she was on the lawn outside her house in the shared back garden of our quadrangle. We had moved into our respective shared houses the previous weekend, and had spent the week getting used to our new surroundings. I had moved into university accommodation for my post-g...

Magic Potion: Lana

by PeggyBuxton on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Early Tuesday evening, the setting sun shines though the window. Mike stares at the computer screen. A web page for a dating site lists several women and he reads the description for each, none of them his 'dream woman', none are missing a leg. Either leg would be fine, somewhere above the knee, maybe both. Donna had been like that, one leg, after a car wre...

Let's Make a Deal Pt. 18- Epilogue

by WilCox49 on Sep 25, 2017
Romance

Author's note: This is part of a long story. No part of it is intended to stand alone. I suggest starting with Part 1 In revising the whole story, I've corrected errors, but also filled in a lot. This has inevitably made it all even longer. My apologies to anyone who read it in the original form and now finds it changed for the worse. If you're looking m...

Come As You Are Ch. 15

by PoisonPen33 on Jul 29, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Previously on "Come As You Are" - Four lifelong friends reunite for their ten-year high school reunion -- professional chef Brenda Lattimore, celebrity video game streamer Sadie Green (nee Bedford), recently engaged ski instructor Michelle Min, and local business owner Collette Hansen. Over drinks and dinner the night before the reunion, the girls discover t...

Come As You Are Ch. 13

by PoisonPen33 on Jul 9, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Previously on "Come As You Are" - Four lifelong friends reunite for their ten-year high school reunion -- professional chef Brenda Lattimore, celebrity video game streamer Sadie Green (nee Bedford), recently engaged ski instructor Michelle Min, and local business owner Collette Hansen. Over drinks and dinner the night before the reunion, the girls discover t...

Liar Ch. 08 - Full Circle

by Jimnewsphotos on Jun 1, 2020
Erotic Couplings

This is another in the LIAR series, with Max, Billie, and their entire FBI team. If you're not familiar with the series, some of the content may be out of context. But I've tried to leave a few hints about prior stories so that you're not left out completely. If you're looking for all sex with no plot, you may want to pass this one. I usually tell stories t...

One in Ten Ch. 10

by FinalStand on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Your mind is your arsenal, fortress, and armory. Your words are potential weapons you give to your enemies to assault the citadel of your soul. To PokingFun and Talenwolf for the editing help. Also, for all those who helped with the creative process of this story. My weary mind cannot put a name to you all. We share a darkness, a confusion with the injustic...

A Controlling Interest

by Odeon on Sep 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

With a crooked, shaky finger, Mr. Nelson directed Reagan's eyes toward a Christmas tree adorned in small brass bells and holly and centered along a windowed wall that showcased the entire San Fernando Valley. "Fifty years ago, right over there, I watched Audrey Hepburn share several drinks with William Holding as they looked out over the sparkling Valley."...

A Stitch in Time Pt. 07

by MarshAlien on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

Chapter 24 On Monday morning, I was racing to my locker after English and before Astronomy to switch my books. Getting rid of Moby Dick alone would improve my posture for the rest of the morning. I quickly dialed the combination and jerked the locker open, only to have it slam close again. Tommy Narburg was standing right next to me. The locker door had app...