Blind date becomes a bust before becoming a love match. Bill sat at the end of the bar, a seat from which he could watch the front door. He had been sitting there for a while. He was hoping to see her before she spotted him. He was excited about meeting Susan, his blind date. He hoped she looked as good as her picture. All of the other women he met had lied...
There's a first time for everything, especially for winning, even for Barbara. "Today is my birthday, Sunday, October 31st. Happy birthday to me. Happy Halloween to everyone," said Barbara for no one to hear. Already a little bit drunk, she sat alone again. Alcohol her only friend, she had suddenly taken a liking to Cosmopolitans. The cranberry and lime ju...
Women replaces her love for men with ice cream. * Lydia loved ice cream, her fourth favorite love. Brad Pitt, her cat, was her second favorite love. George Clooney, her vibrator, was her third favorite love, and lately her first favorite love. Men, in general, of course, was her first and very favorite love. Only, she didn't have a man in her life, not any...
Husband buys his wife a combination dildo and vibrator for Valentine's Day. "Happy Valentine's Day, Honey." "Oh, sweetie, you bought me flowers and chocolates. How nice? This is so much better than what you bought me last year, a six pack of beer that we had to split." "Yeah, well, there's nothing too good for my baby. Besides, they gave me an unemploymen...
Patron saint of love and lovers. The patron saint of love, lovers, and happy marriages has a change of heart. Did you ever stop and wonder why we have a Saint Valentine's Day? Did you ever wonder who Saint Valentine was and what he did to earn such a saintly perch in the Catholic religion? By the way, no other holiday, not even Christmas, is celebrated as...
I'm a call girl. Different from a prostitute, I don't stand out on the street corner and just pickup anyone. My men are prescreened and rich. Most times, I don't even have sex with them. Sometimes, they just want to be seen with someone like me. As a family doctor is a general practitioner, you could say that I'm a specialist. Oh, yeah, definitely, I'm speci...
Cheap things that you can do now to save money and save the planet. 1. Install solar panels, a tankless water heater, and buy an alternative energy vehicle. The above items, installing solar panels and a tankless water heater and buying an alternative energy vehicle are certainly not cheap things to do for the sake of saving money, although, without doubt,...
Reggie finally gets down and dirty with Muffy's ass. * It was hot, the kind of hot summer weather in Jackson, Mississippi that you don't want to do anything but sip a cold drink. Even farting takes up more energy than you'd want to expend. "Willie! Did yous just fart?" "Sorry baby, Ids trieds to holds it in, but it was one of those silent but deadly fart...
Marvin loves panties and is willing to pay for the modeling pleasure. My name is Tina, not my real name, my real name is Edna. I was named after my grandmother and I hate that name. I go by Tina on the street and the only time anyone calls me Edna is when I have to attend a family gathering, such as weddings and funerals. If my family only knew what I did...
Man fed up with women swears never to be involved with another one. Can't live with them and can't live without them? Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? Just watch me. I'm done with women. Finished. I've had it. After three failed marriages and three divorces women are all alike. A sucker for a pretty face and a hot body, I'm a sucker for love, but not anymore. Only, n...