I met my best friend Brandy during a particularly hot PNW summer. I lived in Washington state and she was living in Hollywood, pursuing modeling and acting. She had come to visit mutual friends for the summer, although she was having a lot of success in LA- most likely because she looks like the lovechild of Meghan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Scarlett Johansson...
I looked my husband in the eyes to determine if he was really serious. He had promised me that for my birthday, he would let me do whatever I wanted to do to him. Most people might find this promise normal or even cliché, but my husband knew I had some downright kinky things in mind... things he probably wouldn't want to do even if someone paid him a huge su...
After driving around lost for 15 minutes, Tai finally located the apartment building she was looking for. She was there to view a two-bedroom apartment she had called about the previous day. She had recently completed two years of medical school at The University of Maryland. The commute from her present apartment was killing her. She needed to move closer t...
Each story is exactly 50 words long. The titles do not count in the word total. * Devil's Shit List Three friends die and go to Hell. Roy and Jim have to sleep with two ugly hags. "Why," they ask. "Because you're on my shit list," the Devil said. They then see Tony sleeping with Heidi Klum? "What's that about?" they say. The devil replies, "She's on my sh...
Don't forget to vote!! This is the start of "Pick your own adventure" chapters that I will do only for a few of my stories, as this one is one that I just had to do. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I was surprised when Misha called me a few days later. "Hello baby..." her soft voice came through the receiver. I froze. "M-Misha?" I wasn...
(This is the sequel to "Roger that, Scotsquatch" subtitled "The Man Who Thought he was Woman, 'er I mean Ape") Several months after our initial encounter with Roger the Scotsquatch, Caitlin and I decided it was time for a return trip to the woods. It wasn't just about the sex. We developed a strategic business plan to become rich and famous. Caitlin, quite...
Chapter One -- Priscilla awakens my sex life "Life is sweet," I was thinking to myself as we laid together, Sarah spooning from behind me, her carefully manicured bush rubbing against my right cheek. It would be just a matter of minutes before our love making moved from hugs and caresses to blissful, awesome sex. Once again I began to think of how I got to...
What Would You Do If A Woman Was... She's beautiful, she's bound, she's blindfolded, and she's so very helpless. What would you do? What would you do if you happened upon a beautiful, shapely woman, who was bound and blindfolded and there was no one around? Think about it. You're alone with her and she's helpless. What would you do? Would you inappropriat...
Counseling; Chapter 3, an erotic tale by AchtungNight. Celebs: Evan Rachel Wood, Jodie Foster (lookalike). Codes: FF, oral, romance, voy. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities i...
I went to a party with a bunch of friends and that was the last thing I remember. I woke up naked covered only by a sheet. I don't know how I got here, but I woke up in someone's apartment, somewhere. I don't know where I am. I don't know where my car is. I don't remember driving here. Where the Hell am I? "Hi handsome," she said walking in the bedroom wear...