DIRTY, DIRTY GIRLS: Amber Tries to Relieve my Condition My last night in Vientiane, I'm on my own, having put Ben on a plane headed home earlier that day. I was now unencumbered, by my own unexploded ordinance of a brother. Sonny, my older half-brother, was genuinely looking out for me. The same man who tried to get me laid in Paris almost eight years ear...
The Perfect Pill Ch. 8: A Fond Farewell to Good F*R*I*E*N*D*S* MAY 24, 2003 LOS ANGELES, CA As I exited the green room, the festivities were already well underway. After nine seasons, Friends was finally coming to an end and I was supposed to be a return guest star as Mick, a British Expatriot and former lover of Lisa Kudrow's character (Phoebe Buffay)....
As the sun came up Mark had been drifting in and out of consciousness for the past few hours. He was exhausted as his female body kept orgasming over and over and the Orgoblin was still going strong. Finally he had one more orgasm and the creature evacuated his body finally leaving him. It wasn't long before he fell asleep from exhaustion. Hours later he a...
Sex is out, violence is in. It's amazing, in America you can see a severed head in a PG-13 movie... but you can't see a woman's breasts without the movie being Rated-R. So that means that a severed head is less severely affecting to young minds than a woman's body? Horror movies are all the rage... people getting their heads chopped off, nails pulled, thei...
Since I can remember I have worked with a photographer named Harry who lives in nearby Boxford. Harry has a very nice property near Stiles Pond which contains his studio, his house, a pool, to legitimize bikini shots, a gazebo for wedding and engagement shots, assorted shrubberies for backgrounds and this post which kind of stands there unexplained but which...
I had to write about an experience that involved my hot cousin Nicole at our last family reunion. Let me describe Nicole. She is very petite but has an amazing figure. She is about 5'2, 105 pounds with thick, long, brunette hair in which she keeps it styled like the early Jennifer Aniston cuts on the television show "Friends." She has perky D cup breasts and...
Women have five levels of sex and save the top tier of sex for the very best of men. When it comes to having sex with women, men think that they know everything about having sex with women. I bet men don't know that, as far as women are concerned, there are five levels of sex. I bet men don't know that there's such a thing as level five sex, the top tier of...
There comes a point in many writers' careers when they reflect on what they pen and why. I am at that point right now as I type this document. Perhaps you, the reader, are there with me. Whether or not, I hope you find lessons in these words. I hope you will understand that the opinions expressed herein are mine and that everything I say is merely a suggesti...
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!!?" Chuck yelled "Hey, how was I supposed to know I'd be part of some DC scandal?" I yelled back "I've got all the major networks snooping about, Sofia Vergara's agent just ripped me a new one and the boys at the New York office probably will too!" he roared "Jesus Christ!" he yelled as he slammed his fist on the b...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] * Irene had been working at the Norris Agency in LA for years. She had seen it all, done it all, hired them all, fired them all. But what walked in off the street that day was, well, a first. In her office off Wilshire Boulevard was an elderly couple. They identified the...