My job on the tennis circuit has become very boring. I have spent twenty years covering from the famous Borg V McEnroe match right till Sampras's triumphs in Wimbledon. One day I am in Indian Wells the other day at Eastbourne and still another in Dubai. The players have it tough but at least they have their entourages. While I have to plough a lonely furrow....
This story is pure fiction. * * * * * It was Friday morning, four days ago the Williams sisters had seduced Jennifer Capriati, two days ago they had forced Martina Hingis to sleep with them. Today they had found the next letter of their blackmailer in their mailbox: Dear Ladies: What a fantastic tape you sent me there. I am very very impressed. You sh...
After my session with Martina Hingis and Anna Kournikova, I was on a high, beating off every night to the memory of sticking both tennis stars like the sluts they were. I did a little of everything at the club. It was because of this that I was put onto cleaning duty and told to clean and mop all the changing rooms. I decided to start off with the smallest...
Jennifer Stanton was feeling nervous, really nervous, as she sat in the locker room waiting for her Wimbledon debut. It was the first round of the 19 year old's first ever Wimbledon and she was playing on centre court against former champion Venus Williams in fifteen minutes. Because of her excitement and anticipation Jennifer had arrived early to get ready...
"Game, set and match, Miss Williams." The umpire called out as her opponent's flailing hand failed to connect with the yellow ball for the last time. Serena threw her hands up in celebration having just won Wimbledon…again. I clapped politely as the rest of the audience cheered wildly. I had been rooting for the Russian beauty who had been her opponent. Her...
Note: This story is totally fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. It is not endorsed by Anna Kournikova or anyone she knows. In other words: this story is fake and I just don't want to get in trouble for writing it. I was always into the game of golf. My father was a pro on the PGA Tour. He had taught me everything there was to know abo...
The pop star Britney Spears had been wishing for a vacation. When someone liked her needed to get away, there was one person whom to get a hold off: billionare heiress Paris Hilton. Sure enough, Paris suggested a getaway on a private, remote resort on a small South Pacific island with a few friends of Paris' choosing. Britney quickly agreed to that plan, fee...
This story is a follow up to my earlier celebrity story "Comforting Jennifer" in which (fictional) tennis star Jennifer Stanton is comforted in a very special way by Anna Kournikova. You don't need to read that story to get this one but please do anyway because I like my stories to be read. Jennifer Stanton's career and popularity had gone from strength to...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [No celebrities were harmed in the writing of this composition. This account, of course, is purely harmless fiction; none of these people did or would do any of these actions.] * What's the old, tired, expression: "Well, it was a tough job, but SOMEONE had to do it!" My...
Author's note: Wimbledon's on right now, so I thought I'd throw out a story on tennis. Unfortunately, the women in tennis right now aren't really hot, so I went back to the hottest tennis player. I'm sure you all agree, if you clicked on the story then you must, why else would you attempt to read this story? Anyway, I hope you all enjoy and leave feedback. I...