Hi, my name is George Tasker and I'm the author of the Agent Hooters adventures you'll find on this site. If you haven't read any of them, they're a kind of parody putting Anna Nicole Smith in the role of a sexy secret agent. What you're about to read is a 100% true recount of an adventure that happened in real life to me less than a week ago. Well, there I...
Warning: This review deals with a DVD which contains "erotic" material, and as such contains references to nudity, sexuality, and other topics which may be offensive to some readers. Part One: Sex, Money, and Balancing Budgets, or, Why I Own this Awful DVD... Like most adults my age (I'm 41 as I write this), I've had more than a passing interest in sex, n...
this continues from the first Part of the story... Anna Nicole Smith awoke with a pounding headache to find herself naked with the young stable boy cuddling up behind her, his groin pressed to her posterior and one of his hands absently cupping her right tit. Her gut was queasy and her head killing her, but she carefully slipped out of the teenagers embrac...
Prelude Anna Nicole Smith leaned back on the plush red velvet bedspread, her back arching and her ample chest rising invitingly. The position caused her already vast breasts to jut out even further from her chest, the mountainous peaks were topped with hard, erect nipples that glistened slightly in the dim light of the bedroom. "Damn you got some big titti...
Anna Nicole Smith took her seat in the briefing room ready for the top secret sting operation that was about to go down. At the front of the crowded room stood the Chief of the agency. "Okay ladies and gents this is the deal. Anthony Barelle, one of the nastiest organized crime bosses in this country is in town tonight and tonight only," said the C...
Prelude The three thugs encircled Anna Nicole Smith in the alleyway and she new she was in a spot of trouble. The men were dressed all in black with masks over their heads that had holes cut for their eyes, mouths and noses. Although none of them were armed, neither was Anna and she was outnumbered. Anna acted first before they could coordinate their attac...
Prelude Anna Nicole Smith couldn’t believe the way her holiday was going. Here she was in the beautiful Rio de Janeiro and she’d spent the past three days in the cramped apartment belonging to the Chief’s nineteen year old son. When all her baggage had gone missing on the flight including her money she’d been forced to sit it out at young Dylan’s apartment...
Prelude Anna Nicole Smith walked through the doors into the concert hall. The marquee above read “Megadeth-Live Tonight Only”. Anna wore a pair of form-fitting black leather pants and a Metallica T-shirt that was several sizes too small and clung like shrink wrap to her massive breasts. Beneath the shirt she wore no bra and her nipples clearly poked against...
OK, I have a weird job. I'm a plumber and I've been one all my life, working with my dad and my uncles. The union is pretty tight and I basically inherited the job as my family legacy. But I have to admit that I don't mind it at all; over the years I've built up a very specialized clientele. I'm not the guy you call when your toilet's backed up or your wife'...
Last summer I was staying at a nice hotel in Texas while on a tour promoting an anthology of some of my stories. I came downstairs for breakfast and beheld a sight that was both beautiful and sad. It was Anna Nicole Smith, who is beautiful, and she was sitting by herself in a booth, drinking coffee and crying. That was the sad part, that any woman, especiall...