I would like to extend my thanks to BaddKittin for her work on this tale. Thank you M'lady. I must admit, I'm at a loss for words to explain how I ended up here. My life isn't exactly thrilling. It's filled with normal things, the mundane if you will. At least it was until a few days ago. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm, well for the sak...
I sat in my den, oiling my trusty, blue-steel Parker shotgun, surveying the trophies on my walls. The shells loaded with double aught buckshot were already packed and ready to go. My name is ML Wens. I'm a professional troll hunter and this is troll season, my favorite time of year. I have stumbled into this job some time back after a town meeting at the L...
Chloe_552: Hi babe x-Bones: Oh, hey beautiful nice to hear from you. How are ya'? Chloe_552: mmmm, I'm good. Guess what? x-Bones: IDK, what? Chloe_552: You know that thing you've wanted me to do? I finally got the nerve last night and I did it. x-Bones: Awesome! So when can I expect your boobs in my inbox? Chloe_552: <laughs> when hell free...
Stories? Writing them is what we are here for. To practice the trade and art of putting pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard. Drawing from out of our back brains ideas that other will find worth the time it takes to read. But where do they come from? What's a good source? Well life of course. Don't try to draw them from a vacuum. Pull them instead from the...
Every once in a while, an item in the news gets me thinking. This is a flash story. Please read my profile for my stance on comments. Feel free to email suggestions or to start a conversation. Private messages work too. Barry Hay, George Kooymans: "When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough. She sends her comfort comin' in from above." + + + + My na...
A/N: All righty! This section is a doosy (as that it's long), so I hope it leaves you satisfied at the end lol. I don't know for sure if the next part will be the last part or not, but I'll definitely have no more than 4 parts. I had fun writing this part because fyi, I love weddings lol. Going to so many weddings and watching many wedding shows (and reading...
If Great Authors Wrote Porn #05 Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice AUTHOR'S NOTE: Many scholarly theses have been written on the subject of Shakespearean bawdry. The Bard of Avon was no prude and sprinkled rude jokes through his plays for the edification of the audience in the pit. However, the majority of them are obscure to the modern reader because of c...
Author's Note: So, an anonymous person gave me feedback and told me that I am giving too much of a good thing in my story because so much is happening back to back. Well lucky for Anon, I thought so too (Before the comment). So for this chapter it's going to slow down considerably especially compared to the chapters before. Any who, enjoy, rate, comment. Yo...
Everybody has had a situation when they've held their pee for so long it's painful and their bladder is visibly swollen and painful to the touch -yes? It's the point where it's no longer fun or sexy, it turns into a vision of their bladder actually bursting because they've never gone that far? Well, that happened to me a few days ago at the weekend. I have...
He was lost. There was no mistaking, or thinking he could find his way. The sun was almost lost and he found the mark he'd placed on the tree for the fourth time. Something wasn't right though. He knew he had not turned. He had moved, walking his horse, in a straight line, even brushing some of the tree to ensure he did not turn. But when he reached the tree...