Anonymous in the USA, finding himself/herself awake, hoicked into a spittoon which was a half-finished jam jar and scratched mushrooms under both armpits. Who in the world should Anonymous lampooned or harpooned today? Slipping on two knuckledusters and then, awkwardly, spiked underpants, Anonymous staggered to the latrine and urinated the $100 bottle of F...
subtitled...Helloooooo, It's the Internet, the whole damned place is anonymous. [Disclaimer: I am sure these thoughts are my own and not shared by any other Literotica author, so if you take exception to my opinion please do not hold it against YOUR favorite Lit author.] First off, let me go on the record and say I LOVE COMMENTS whether posted right on the...
There I was opening my email when I spotted one, Literotica: Feedback for.... Even though I didn't know what the feedback was for I opened the email. It was from a person named Anonymous, a name I'd seen around before, a name I had seen a lot. Yes, of course, Anonymous comments on stories, he or she comments on a lot of stories. While I am often confused at...
Tonya smiled as she finished reading the missive from the Shlonski brothers. Apparently they missed her quite a lot (hence, it was a "missive" rather than a regular letter), but not enough to come home. The three well-endowed dwarfs were feeling quite at home with their cockies in many bums over in Gwendolyn and Al's kingdom, and so they'd decided to officia...
For those of you that have read my past stories, you'll find this a little different. First, it's written in the first person. You'll see why. Second, it's somewhat tongue-in-cheek. I dedicate it to Mr. Anonymous; you know who you are. So here's to you, Mr. Anonymous. And to your wife, eh? * * * Several months ago, I had gone online to see if any new comme...
Here is a story for all of you Anonymous Bashers. For that one anonymous, cowardly crybaby who complained and had my story "I Don't Like...Game Over" moved from Non-Erotic to Reviews and Essays, I hope you are happy now because Literotica moved the story where you thought it belonged. Do you feel powerful now? Did you have an orgasm when Literotica satisfie...
Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest. Rumple Foreskin == SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted A shadow of despair, des...
Definition of Trolling or being a troll: Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical, sarcastic or just downright nasty remarks on an innocent person because it's the internet and, hey, you can. Mr Anonymous watched as his wife closed the door behind him. A twinge of anger took him momentarily, but he found it som...
The Background He messaged me on another dating site a week ago. Was it really just a week ago? My god. It was a good introductory message -- the rare kind that shows he actually read my profile and connected to specific things in it. He also mentioned his profile on the kink site. My interest was piqued. I took a chance that he used the same screen name o...
Copyright Oggbashan May 2008 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. * The Literotica themed contests are popular. They attract a significant number of entrants each year. Although some, such as Valentine's Day have far more entries than the How-To contest, they could have many more IF the contestants had some confi...