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How to Create The Perfect Mate

by Dirty Slut on Sep 13, 2017
How To

The Difference Between Men, and Women: The word SLUT has gotten a real bad rep over the years. But being a slut is really just a state of mind. I knew back when I was just starting out in puberty that I was a head turning hotty, hell, most girls do. It’s just that at that age we have all of these idealistic fantasies about marrying some studdly prince mind...

Joseph's Plumbing Service

by Suite21men on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

[Author's note: I knew something was up when the Missus and I had our usual Saturday morning breakfast at the diner. My normal order of two eggs sunny side up with one piece of bacon was not that unusual. The way it was presented was. When my order arrived, I was greeted by two yellow eyes surrounded by a white face. The garnish of a single strawberry was pl...

Into the Garden Ch. 10-12

by carlieplum on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

CHAPTER10 By noon the next day, Belinda had finished the painting in the kitchen. She ran over to her father's local warehouse and picked up the hardware and fixtures Janie, her father's secretary, had ordered at her request. She loved Janie. Totally devoted to her father and to the business and sharp as a tack, she made things hum along smoothly. Belinda p...

Randy Handyman

by Too Tall T on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was in my yard watering the shrubbery when Dina, my lovely divorced next door neighbor, came running out of the house, lush young breasts bouncing enchantingly. She asked me to come quick. A water pipe under her sink had burst. I'm the neighborhood handyman-at-large. I went in and quickly shut off the water at the cutoff under the sink. We cleaned up the w...

Bess Ch. 05

by jerseyblue on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

Bonnie checked her watch. It was 10 o'clock. Bess should be up by now. She knocked on the door and then entered. "Bess, you up?" "Yeah," Bess answered, "in the kitchen." Bonnie entered the kitchen to find Bess seated at the table, sipping on a cup of hot tea. She was wearing a silk robe, loosely tied. The 5 hundred-dollar bills were stacked in the center o...

Sink or Swim

by storyteller_no_9 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He'd finally had enough. Four times he tried to fix the sink and stop it from leaking. Four times his efforts only made things worse. He was ready to throw in the towel -- or would have been willing to, if it wasn't for the fact that all the towels were underneath the sink trying to sop up the standing water from the past month. It was embarrassing, but he...

Amanda Tries Answering the Door

by secret_admirer72116 on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Amanda had just read my story "Answering The Door Naked" and it turned her on so much she decided she wanted to try it. Amanda hadn't been laid in a few months and she had been getting herself off reading stories and watching videos but she knew she wanted more. Being a closet exhibitionist she decided it was time to let go and try something different. And...

Embracing Chaos Ch. 03

by Bigdenverman on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

I can't stop these thoughts, Gary realized. They are like parasites eating into my brain. At first, Gary was simply turned on by his wife's extramarital sex with Crue. Passion grew once again between the married couple, more intense than ever. Gary loved the sexy, borderline slutty side of his wife. There was a purity there that had been missing for so long...

Sabella & Malcolm Ch. 04

by mspat on Sep 18, 2017
Interracial Love

"Something is wrong," Mark said as he closed his phone and placed it on the seat next to him. "What did she say?" Regina asked. "She said she wouldn't be there when we arrived," Mark replied his voice filled with apprehension, "she told me to get the key from her secret hiding place and to go inside and she would talk to us later." "I don't find anything...

Stuck

by photobiker on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

It was Saturday morning and I was working the garage while my wife, Cathy, was doing her chores in the house. Our child was staying at her grandparent's for the weekend. As I was going about cleaning off my workbench, I head Cathy yell for me from the kitchen. I went inside to find her with her arm in the sink and a distressed look on her face. "What's wron...